Missy Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 [quote user="Tay"]My guess for Missy = 36[/quote]Sorry [:$] for the gender realignment... With some of these 'nom de plumes' on the forum, it is hard to fathom to whom you are writing ........as to my age ... YOU are an ANGEL! [kiss][kiss] ... Howzat for gender realignment : from an he/it/she to an angel.[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamedup Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I wouldn't fancy the wings myself. My eldest son was terrified when he watched 'Mr Pye' growing his wings. Now if I had to have anything I would love a tail like a cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tay Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 [quote user="Missy"][quote user="Tay"]My guess for Missy = 36[/quote]Sorry [:$] for the gender realignment... With some of these 'nom de plumes' on the forum, it is hard to fathom to whom you are writing ........as to my age ... YOU are an ANGEL! [kiss][kiss] ... Howzat for gender realignment : from an he/it/she to an angel.[;-)][/quote]Thank you Missy - I like being an angel! I'm glad that you like your new age. [;-)]Btw, it is not a nom de plume - just an abbreviated form of my name; I don't think using my full name would help anyone work out my gender either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanguedocGal2 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 [quote user="Miki"]Right [8-)]Well I got me a lettre reccomendée telling me to go the post office first thing on Monday. So I reckon that has got to be the whoosh machine.Warlock classes in school ? Well I went when I was in......and I went when I was at............and there was the time I was in wotsit for while, then there was a couple when I was in.....plus a few in....and again in...let's see then.Twice.Wodger fancee me dooks (that's medieval Warlock, not to be confoosed wiv Victorian Warlockering)[/quote]Tay, I also thought you were a young lad. But don’t worry, you're not the only one to be misjudged on this forum. Take poor LG, for example, she is a gentle, sensitive, self-effacing soul but on LF, is considered one of the witches of the Midi, sniff, sniff.[:(]Miki, dearest warlock du Nord, I want George Clooney whooshed over here to me for a few months, as I need comforting, sniff, sniff sniff. I’m so misunderstood, sniff, sniff.[:(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 [quote user="LanguedocGal2"]Miki, dearest warlock du Nord, I want George Clooney whooshed over here to me for a few months, as I need comforting, sniff, sniff sniff. I’m so misunderstood, sniff, sniff.[:(][/quote]I haven't finished with him yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Well if he's taking appointments, put me on the list too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Clooney, or as we Warlocks like to call him "Georgie Boy" is not available after Twinks (by the way, you are 2 days over due on handing him back and you also have 3 Warlock books outstanding from the library.He is showing signs of wear and tear, could the next person put some brown paper on him to protect his body...............No, hold on, I think that's the instructions for the Warlock books ! So could someone just rub some oils in to his body. I know it's an 'orrrible task but one of you gals has gotta do it [:)]Lori, he is American and you are not allowed a fellow countryman, can we offer you José Mourinho or Mrs Buckets Brother in law Onslow instead, for an hour ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnip Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 [quote user="Miki"]Clooney, or as we Warlocks like to call him "Georgie Boy" is not available after Twinks (by the way, you are 2 days over due on handing him back and you also have 3 Warlock books outstanding from the library.He is showing signs of wear and tear, could the next person put some brown paper on him to protect his body...............No, hold on, I think that's the instructions for the Warlock books ! So could someone just rub some oils in to his body. I know it's an 'orrrible task but one of you gals has gotta do it [:)]Lori, he is American and you are not allowed a fellow countryman, can we offer you José Mourinho or Mrs Buckets Brother in law Onslow instead, for an hour ? What - a whole sixty minutes? Could you not reduce the time to five minutes on health grounds?[:-))][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 [quote user="Miki"] He is showing signs of wear and tear, could the next person put some brown paper on him ...............could someone just rub some oils in to his body. .......[/quote]Why should Georgy Boy Swooney Clooney be allowed a different treatment than Jack?.... When Jack broke his head, Jill mended it with vinegar and brown paper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Bit of Algipan in the right places should ease his aches and pains! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanguedocGal2 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 [quote user="Miki"]Clooney, or as we Warlocks like to call him "Georgie Boy" is not available after Twinks (by the way, you are 2 days over due on handing him back and you also have 3 Warlock books outstanding from the library.He is showing signs of wear and tear, could the next person put some brown paper on him to protect his body...............No, hold on, I think that's the instructions for the Warlock books ! So could someone just rub some oils in to his body. I know it's an 'orrrible task but one of you gals has gotta do it [:)]Lori, he is American and you are not allowed a fellow countryman, can we offer you José Mourinho or Mrs Buckets Brother in law Onslow instead, for an hour ?[/quote]Oil rub on Gorgeous George taken care of here! No need to ask twice. Twinkle, you have to return him; the needy and desperate first.Lori, I strongly suggest you accept Onslow as a surprise and pose no questions. Mrs Bouquet/Bucket's brotherin-law is a sight to behold .... Touching is hors de question, so Turnip may have a point.Warlock du Nord, I'm still waiting and still need comforting[:(] I promise to give you all my house points so you can get a book token from Prof Smith at the end of term, if you whoosh Gorgeous George over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Consider him whooshed LG......Twinks, let go of his ankles...................... now !! What do you mean it's not his ankle [8-)]With the book tokens I want to get Harry Warlock, part 98. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerise Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Miki - you are so kind to the little witches but I fear that Georgie may not be much use to LG when Twinkle has finished with him Even if she, LG, sands him down first and then applies the oil, he may never return to pristine condition. Perhaps he should go on the renovations forum where someone can suggest a way he can be restored to his former glory.Twinks - didn't anyone ever tell you to share nicely[:)]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Maggi,There are a few witches on here who will take him, cracks, splinters, knots an' all. I must say though, my thoughts are that LG will not just be thinking about oiling ol'e Georgie Boy when her turn comes around [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamedup Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Doesn't anyone else find Georgie boy a bit creepy. And Onslow is wonderful, ah my what a wonderful couple he and Daisy are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Creepy? He's sex on legs! [:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tay Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 GC - beurk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 It must be an age thing Tay! [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Sorry, but Onslow is out of the question. If I am not allowed a fellow countryman, then you will have to come up with a better non-fellow countryman than Onslow ! Is he still alive??And as for oiling up ole George. Well, given the chance, I'd never turn it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Yes, Onslow is definitely still with us. A bit of useless trivia - did you know that he voiced Paul in the Yellow Submarine cartoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Never saw the cartoon. I do love him as the Onslow character, very lovable, but sorry, no swap for George.Maybe it is an age thing. I think George must be somewhere in my age vicinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 [quote user="JayJay"]It must be an age thing Tay! [;-)][/quote]Oooh i don't know...........if Mr C was passing I'd have him in for a coffee.......[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monika Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 [quote user="opas"]Bit of Algipan in the right places should ease his aches and pains![/quote]I hope I am not going too much off topic but Algipan remined me. I want to give a friend of mine as a 60 th Birthday Present a box full of things which she might need now she is getting Sixty. I have already got a form to apply for a Bus pass, Algipan would be another thing, what else could I put in the box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 We're at the back of a long queue Megs! [:(]Monika, we do boxes for big birthdays too. How about a hairnet, toothcup & Steradent, Fixadent, Tena lady, bloomers, blue rinse dye, corn plasters.......... BTW we do give a nice pressie too![;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Add to it : Incontinence pants and pads.... A voucher to hire a Zimmer frame... A voucher to the optician... A warning that soon she may have to retake her driving test or else house bound.... A baby's napkin to save from the dribbles when eating... The lucky lady!! [:D][:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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