Kitty Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Hot from the success of the Ilfracombe thread, here is the start of a limerick for you each to do a line (or two)...There was a young lass on the Forum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 As mine is rather silly I'll let somebody else start again doing the one line at a time thing...There was a young lass on the Forum....Said 'when I post, I'll not bore 'em',She spread sweetness and lightBut others said 'it's all s**te'So she left us for Zeal Monachorum(It's a place in Devon, between Exeter and Ilfracombe in fact, but other than quorum there's not a lot else that rhymes properly with forum...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rose Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 [quote user="Will"]As mine is rather silly I'll let somebody else start again doing the one line at a time thing...There was a young lass on the Forum....Said 'when I post, I'll not bore 'em',She spread sweetness and lightBut others said 'it's all s**te'So she left us for Zeal Monachorum(It's a place in Devon, between Exeter and Ilfracombe in fact, but other than quorum there's not a lot else that rhymes properly with forum...)[/quote]Will... my sister lives near Zeal Monachorum... [:D] [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nectarine Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 There was a young lass on the Forumwho replied to each post as she saw 'emHer letters got more flirtyand, dare I say, dirtywith considerable lack of decorum! ok, not poet laureate but it does rhyme! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 There was a young lady, from Kent, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Who one day to Devon she went Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Near Zeal Monachorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renaud Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 There was once a Mayor of Melunwho never got the road surfaces donehe said "it makes me chuckleas the cars buckleit apeals to my warped sense of fun. Composed whilst driving through the potholes in Melun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Well: that's done that in Renaud!Still, continuing from where we were:She priced, ad valorum, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Plus postage, at fifty per cent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 There once was a cat with no tail, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Caught a mouse every day without fail........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Plus a weasel on Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rose Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 and a rabbit on sunday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 And sent them to me in the mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 And cooked 'em all up in a pail! A heavenly choirgirl, Miss Jones, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Had a body just all skin & bones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 And looked a lot like Tom Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rose Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 A heavenly choirgirl, Miss Jones,had a body just all skin & bones(sorry frederick!)the vicar said one day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Let's visit the vestry to pray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 5. But remember, no mobile phones 1. A man and his wife moved to france.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 They knew they were taking a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 And they soon regretted it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 4 When she offered a chair to sit............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 5 But he said he`d prefer to dance 1. Monsieur had a pig as his friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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