Furry Knickers Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I was just thinking there about me lovely dead pug and how camp he was. He had such a cute little walk and the way he held his little head to one side when he smiled at me. I always suspected he was a homosexual because he was so shy and elegant and very particular about his appearance and was very meticulous about the direction of his fur. He was very girly from the outset, but it was only confirmed when I caught him at it with Mrs O'Gill's poodle. God, she was disgusted and tried to blame me pug for turning her poodle quare. I tried to explain to her that you can't turn a poodle gay, they are born that way. She would not accept what I said and she took her poodle to the local priest to have him blessed. I was just wondering if gayness was more common in 4 legged mammals (and I include gerbils in that) and if any of you could share your experience of your gay pet (dogs, hamsters, goldfish and budgies in particular) and what effect it had your lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormanH Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I think we should add this to Cat's list of typical 'troll' topics for a first post! [:D][:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 My man thinks my dog is gay [6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 [quote user="Frenchie"]My man thinks my dog is gay [6][/quote] What does your dog think about your man? Does it matter if he is gay or not? His private life is his private life and why does it matter to anyone else at all? Why does no one think 'I wonder if me dog is heterosexual' No, they only wonder if they are gay, and that's not right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Could you have brought it on Furry?Did you knit little woollen coats for him to wear in the cold weather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 [quote user="Furry Knickers"][quote user="Frenchie"]My man thinks my dog is gay [6][/quote] What does your dog think about your man? Does it matter if he is gay or not? His private life is his private life and why does it matter to anyone else at all? Why does no one think 'I wonder if me dog is heterosexual' No, they only wonder if they are gay, and that's not right! [/quote]We really wouldn't give a damn.. only if he could leave our second dog ALONE for 5 mns.................... [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Once upon a time a man could be flattered being called a gay dog and a little girl could play with a wolligog so my gran told me, times change[8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 [quote user="Benjamin"]Could you have brought it on Furry?Did you knit little woollen coats for him to wear in the cold weather?[/quote]Benjamin, I often wondered if I made him gay. I did used to mother him alot and would not let him mingle with the rough dogs from the council estate. I used to buy him pretty hats and gorgeous platform boots from Jimmy Choo. His underwear always had little daisys and roses embroidered into them and he loved Abba. I ask meself everyday, did I make him gay? Then I realise that I was just indulging him in his own preferences. He was naturaly gay, nature created him, so I concluded that his gayness was completely natural. I loved him and all his little gay ways and he was so gentle and affectionate. If I could choose a gay or straight dog, I would choose the gay one everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 [quote user="Frenchie"][quote user="Furry Knickers"] [quote user="Frenchie"]My man thinks my dog is gay [6][/quote] What does your dog think about your man? Does it matter if he is gay or not? His private life is his private life and why does it matter to anyone else at all? Why does no one think 'I wonder if me dog is heterosexual' No, they only wonder if they are gay, and that's not right! [/quote]We really wouldn't give a damn.. only if he could leave our second dog ALONE for 5 mns.................... [:D][/quote]I would really like to know more about your first dog and why your man thinks the way he does about him?? All the women I know have excellent gaydar, but none of the straight men have it. [kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I was just having coffee at my friends house and she has two gay dwarf rabbits. They are so cute to watch when they are.....being gay[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 [quote user="TWINKLE"]I was just having coffee at my friends house and she has two gay dwarf rabbits. They are so cute to watch when they are.....being gay[:)][/quote]It's funny you say that, because the last time we were in Deauville, we saw 2 gay lads walking along the beach holding hands and kissing each other, and we thought it was cute[:)] Imagine being a gay rabbit? They must get really sore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I've yet to hear them complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 FKBecause he constantly tries to have his wicked way with the other dog LOL !! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 All this talk about gay dogs, furry things, sofas and pugs has me not knowing whether I am coming or going, and at my age I don't need much. Then there is the thread about gollywogs or doodahs, which had me thinking about what is in a word. Do you know, I then had this flash of memory kick in, of a quote made by a cricket commentator about a New Zealand fast bowler named Bob Cunis, who sadly died last year.This is Cunis at the Vauxhall End. Cunis—a funny sort of name. Neither one thing nor the other" - Alan GibsonDo you know.....Earthworms have both male and female sex organs but no lungs. Funny that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Creatures with both sex organs are known as herbivores. They won't eat meat either! Have you ever seen earthworms eat meat? Look at seahorses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 [quote user="Frenchie"]FKBecause he constantly tries to have his wicked way with the other dog LOL !! [:D][/quote]Are you talking about your man now??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayennaise Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Seahorse - the only fish that can hold things in its tail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I have a PC worry - where are the people with lady dogs that like lady dogs too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 They are down at the sacred lake indulging in rictuals involving candles and burning incense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 [quote user="Dog"]I have a PC worry - where are the people with lady dogs that like lady dogs too much?[/quote] There are a good few in Hampstead Heath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 "in" as in buried? Seems odd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 [quote user="Furry Knickers"]Creatures with both sex organs are known as herbivores. They won't eat meat either! Have you ever seen earthworms eat meat? Look at seahorses![/quote]I had 2 pet worms when I was just a lad, one was named Herman and the other one was Aphrodite...or was it the other way round. I didn't name them, they already had those names when I found them. That was in the days when I had....no I am not going to say because I was teased something rotten about it and it was in the days before you could sue for the inflamation of character. Bit late now I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 [quote user="woolybanana"]They are down at the sacred lake indulging in rictuals involving candles and burning licences[/quote]I bet that's where Tegwini is now[:D] God bless her and her TV licence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 [quote user="Burt"]That was in the days when I had....no I am not going to say because I was teased something rotten about it[/quote]Burt, you have to tell us now! Was it that mole that you had on your back? I was scared of moles climbing up me back when I went to sleep too, so I know what you went through. It's funny now though, because there are loads of them in me garden in Normandie, and they are so cute (I still think they are crawling up me back though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Thanks for your concern Furry person. No it wasn't the dreaded mole invasion, nor was it my pigeon toes or crows feet around my eyes. It was.....no I can't say except that after the operation I had to leave the choir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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