opas Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 I`ll be the marinaro , on the black of course!Always fancied that tittle when me and Mr O had our little yacht,sticking your hand out for a few quid(dependant of course on the size of the boat) and letting the rope go when the poor deckhand hadn`t offered enough.So come on Miki , now you know that size realy matters, the bigger the boat , the greater the wadMrs O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Avery Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 I think Mr Speedferries had a man who knew how to drive a boat though, mind you if you had a woman driving it would it miss France and end up at SandtanderAnd on the way back....... Reykjavik anyoneLEGAL NOTEThe above message was from an typical Aveyronnaise male........ not me you understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 I'm going off the idea of having to wear high heels. Been so long! I won't suggest my wellies but how about my slippers? They are nearly new....Ah! Bryan! You lucky, lucky girl TU. I love most of his tunes but on a video of his I taped off the telly many years ago, he is singing "More Than This" and he flicks his head up and just looks at you and everytime my knicker elastic melts.Very strange!Perhaps we could get Bryan to be the On Board Entertainment????Pleeeeeeezzzzee.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val_2 Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Forget about buying a boat, why not make one ourselves with all the artisans and DIY-ers on this forum contributing bits and pieces. Always rather fancied being carried off in a viking longboat myself to pillage a few men and with a man in furry pants shouting orders to the rowers(that could be furry himself,he has the name already). Just remembered Miki's dolls - vinyl Vera and polythene Pam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 If FK would like to put some wheels on his Parking Knoll, I'll willingly push him thru the Chunnel. There would still be plenty of room for artichokes, chouxfleurs and onions hanging on the bannisters.What about Leo Ferré (might save Alexis' knicker elastic and we could use it to tie the onions ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 I think if we do get our own Ferry, we should call it Bryan!Sorry Mrs or Mr Tresco! I was just asking, and not intermating that you were a Herbivore.I got a terrible fright this morning! I woke up to find one of me cats (Mrs Williams) was staring me in the face, and I noticed she had eyebrows and a moustache! she looks just like Enoch Powel. I wonder if it is OK to shave off her eyebrows and moustache? Does anyone among you's know if it would affect her metabalism or sensations in any way? I am going to look at a Husky on saturday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Husky dog?Husky car?Husky boat...., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 A Husky hyraulic crane of course! It will be essential to lift our ferry out of the water to scrape it's bottom. I am getting it for £43 from a friend of Mrs Gupta's Nieces husband. I remember many a time I scraped me bottom back in County Kildare, We never had any fancy hydraulic cranes then you know! we had a tube of Germolene if we were lucky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 More information than strictly necessary, there, old chap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 That Husky Crane looks a bit like a giraffe, or is that just me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 You mean you look like a giraffe too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 OH says I resemble the Husky Crane more than a giraffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 FK, it looks as if this time you have embarked us all on a great project, Bryan Ferry. As you missed the other giraffes, I was wondering whether you would accept a deflatable giraffe (as opposed to a poupée gonflable), like that we could pack it into your Parisian Louis Vuitton Hitachi case so you wouldn't lose it and could easily take it on board and have a sniff in it in your cabin.This would be safer for the giraffe as there is a nice little gang who would like to come alongWe promise we will be very quiet and only sun on the Husky sun deck. We shall never venture to the self service restaurant, so as not to tip over any of that good coffee. We hope Mrs. Tresco will take care of the herbaceous borders as we shall need a little greenery... Will you have us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Blimey, I thought it was a giraffe sitting down too.Are you sure it is a crane? I thought cranes had wings. . .bit like a white pelican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athene Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 [quote]FK, it looks as if this time you have embarked us all on a great project, Bryan Ferry. As you missed the other giraffes, I was wondering whether you would accept a deflatable giraffe (as opposed to a...[/quote]Well you will need me as I could be in charge of vetting animals before they board! I am not sure I will be letting all those huskies come on board though and I certainly will have a problem with the giraffes if they do not kneel down!! AND I must admit I am looking forward to passing my scanner over the very lovely Bryan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Are you a Greek vet then? Or are you a fake vet, in which case you might be just what we need to help Mrs. Gupta get her cats across.Now where is that Furry Fake Sportscar again, wasn't he supposed to be dealing with this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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