Operations

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An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country

is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in

another, and have him

looking for work in six weeks'.

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a

lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for

work

in four weeks'.

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we

can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have

them both looking for work in two weeks'.

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take two

a**eholes out of Scotland , put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and

have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'.