RECENTLY OVERHEARD : A Sweet elderley lady saying a prayer:

[cajal]

“Dear Lord, the past couple of years have been very tough for me.

You’ve taken:

- My favourite actor, Patrick Macnee

- My favourite horror actor, Christopher Lee

- My favourite comedian, Robin Williams

- My favourite singers, Cilla Black, Joe Cocker and David Bowie

- My favourite author, Tom Clancy

- And finally, my favourite presenter Sir Terry Wogan.

So Lord, I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are

Tony Blair, Jeremy Corbyn, Jacob Zuma, Donald J Trump and that stupid cow from Scotland.

Amen”