The French could learn a thing or two from the UK in...?

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Do you know, I was never able to see what is so terrible about French toilets, compared to British toilets?

My worst toilet memories are from British Rail - being trapped on trains with either NO toilets at all, or with something that might have been toilets at some point, but was overlaid with a vast collection of all kinds of human body fluids and solids. A blocked toilet is a blocked toilet, wherever you are.

So for me, toilets is an issue which can be improved both in France and in the UK - as for holes in the ground, I am lucky to be still able-bodied and to have developed strategies to avoid the tsunamis - it keeps the  body supple, a bit like what crosswords do for the brain. It involves an exquisite sense of timing, and the ability to make lighting exits.