Eileen O'Flaherty Dies

[Furry Knickers]

I am sure that the news of the tragic death of Eileen is already resonating throughout the whole of Ireland, France and San Marino. She sadly passed away in the early hours with her cat and budgie by her side. It is understood that her last words were "I have just scuttered meself" Eileen had been writing a book on why dogs have no pubic hair, a subject that she researched for her entire adult life, and is something that severely fascinated her and those that she called her friends. The book was to be entitled "Why Don't Dogs Have Pubic Hair". Perhaps now we shall never know the answer! Tributes have poured in from County Kildare "a grand owl woman" said Mrs Flannigan from the post office, and Pat O'Malley from Mullingar said "I shall miss her dumplings". I myself had many dealings with her and I shall never forget her. A truly great woman of our time and a true friend to me and some other people too. God bless her anyway.

[just john]

Of course many will draw parallels of dogs inhumanity to women and of course that of unfinished authors own immortality. Nonetheless, did she leave provision for a wake and where FK is it?[;-)]