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.....it's midi, so it's worth going over to the Café de Ville so see if Claudette can oblige me by........

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........clearly visible to Pomeranian asylum seekers with glass eyes. Jean Claude, the piegeur was in a ferment.........

[Garlic rust]

Does anyone know of a French fungicide for treating garlic rust?

Peter

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...........increase the palatibility of andouilletes. Suddenly the square was full of people, and a passing South American Nadger paused and..........

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........that of a US army Hummer. In the general hub-bub Marie managed to manipulate the Maire's.......

[Joist hangers]

Brilliant. Thanks Clair & Londoneye.

Peter

[Joist hangers]

Does anyone know if metal joist hangers are available in France, and if so what are they called in French?

Peter

 

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..........being a skilled ventriloquist would on entering the PMU, cry out in the Patron's voice 'Free drinks all round' before.............

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....if they prefer a quarterpounder or a cheese-burger. Mme Sommier exited from the quincaillerie just in time to see the Maire................

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.....at the pissoir in the village square M Robinet, the plombier, and M. Gouttiere, the charpentier, cordially shook...........

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.....eating Yorkshire pudding! 'Quoi!! You eat PUDDING with meat?' the Maire asked him, incredulous that such odd goings on should be happening in the grocer's where Jean-Luc was.......

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.........didn't even serve croissants for breakfast. M. Brioche the boulanger viewed this anomaly as further evidence of the strange ways of the British, whom he had always...........

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.....if they had seen Jean-Luc, the pompier, as Mme Sommier from the quincaillerie had informed him the Jean-Luc had a splendid red-hot poker. The gendarme was looking for something that would restore his wife's ardour in......

[Is the Chlorine too high or is it locked....help!!]

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Although now there is no smell of chlorine (no cover and continual pumping) when I did have the cover on and took it off there was definitely a chlorine odour.  Kimberly

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My pool has an abri on it, and there is a definite chlorine smell if I don't open the door for a couple of days.

My advice for what it's worth is if it looks clean and smells clead, then leave it alone!

Peter

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....smiling archly........

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........Mlle Lafarge, who had just been out for three dozen oysters for the curé's supper. She was hoping for a suitable outcome, and in expectation........

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....the pair of large ripe melons bouncing towards him..........

[hornets]

They can be a problem if you are sitting outside in late evenings because they are attracted to lights. Call the pompiers and they will deal with the nest - for a fee.

Peter

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...that Marie, the Maire's trollop, floozed out of the Mairie and flounced off in the direction of..........

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...leading to a well known resident being incarcerated in a large batter pudding. Outraged, the clientele of the Coiffeuse..............

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.........quincaillerie, where Jean-Luc the pompier was undertaking his twice-weekly tryst with Mme Sommier, a buxom, middle aged woman who................

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..delicately breaking wind with evident relish, while........

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and ended up playing....

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..........by presenting flowers to all the maidens under 65. Mlle Lefarge, the curé's 'housekeeper'.........

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...hold this clothes line up while I hang out the sheets. Meanwhile, at the Fromagerie, M. Livarot surreptiously downed...........