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milkeybar kid

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  1. Wow, just been out to have a look at my handiwork and all the pink has totally 100% gone- gobsmacked. Thank you. I think I will now put the Thompsons water seal on, that should protect it fom any more. I am presuming its coming from spores in the air rather than from the inside our-yes? no?

    EDITED-OOp's just had a look at the links- they answer question. Certainly no need to paint over as its totally gone, u saved us a fortune -thanks
  2. Thanks Suein56. I have been up the ladder this afternoon with sprayer with -only just diluted bleach and sprayed once allowed it to dry and then again.

    Hubby thought white vinegar might have the same effect, anyone tried that?

    We are wondering too Thompsons water seal it after, hummmmm, any ideas please, anyone.
  3. One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his SweatShirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

    ' It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

    He yelled back, ' Liverpool '

    And they say blondes are dumb...

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    A couple are lying in bed. The man says,

    ' I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'

    The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

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    ' It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

    ' Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

    A: A rumor

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    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

    Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

    Gotta love that fairy!

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    Dear Lord,

    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

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    Q: Why do little boys whine?

    A: They are practicing to be men.

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    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

    A: Trustworthy.

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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

    A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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    Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?

    A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
  4. Is the pot still hot garden girl- must be stewed by now! kettle's on. Golf was surprisingly good, have you had a go with the link?

    The clock on TF always shows UK time -if thats the clock u are referencing to?

    Got hubby worried he says the last time I was so hyper I produced a sprog the next morning at around this time now (I wish!!!!no I don't really)- all I have got is tummy ache!! too much caffeine. Hello Zeb.

  5. Feeling hyper!!!!!!!! Can't even contemplate going to bed. Off trying to find a game of golf or something on tinternet -- errr not that I own any Golf Clubs-

    We have a Phillips Tv game game - ancient- you can play volleyball with yourself but sad the moths I think have got in it - it switches on but reads gobbildy gook on the telly. Oh my gowd the spell check has just gone mental with that!!

    Just had a brainwave - is there a game of snap or something I could play live with someone on the tinternet!!!!! on this forum
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