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    Not Amused

    in Pets

    Posted

    Fidji is finally home.. and bored.

    Will post more pics when I actually get home tomorrow.

    [img]http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh178/afy08/IMGP1380.jpg[/img]

    joke-of-the-week

    in The Lighter Side

    Posted

    A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could

    hardly speak.

    After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

    The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about

    getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka

    next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I

    take a sip."

    So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the

    beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a

    drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his

    return to his office after the mass, he found the

    following note on the door:

    1. Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

    2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

    3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

    4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

    5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

    6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

    7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to

    as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

    8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of

    him.

    9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off

    his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

    10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

    11. When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he

    said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did

    not say "Eat me"

    12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the

    Cherry,.

    13. The recommended grace before a meal is not:

    Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

    14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest

    at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St.

    Taffy's.

    (Got this in an email.. thought I would share it. If anyone finds it offensive I will happily delete it)

    Trouble at the Mairie

    in The Complete France Post Bag

    Posted

    Well I never said I supported hunting foxes with dogs. That is a little stupid, but I can see the point of riding around the countryside.

    I do support hunting per se, with a gun and do own a large number. I dont personally hunt, though I love eating game when I can.

    In the UK a combination a lack of common sense, Health and Safety and the pure apathy of the common man has led to a situation that for even me as a foriegener is not acceptable.

    Trouble at the Mairie

    in The Complete France Post Bag

    Posted

    Well its not just Fox hunting, but hunting per se.

    In southern england most deer species can be classified as vermin. Foxes are not an issue in the countryside alone.

    My sister lives in harrow on the hill, which is anything but the countryside and even that area is over run with Foxes.

    Rabbit, Deer, Foxes, Pigeons et al. Hunting is a means to control populations, since there are no real predators other than man.

    Adopting a dog what a farce

    in Animal Welfare, Rescue & Protection

    Posted

    Laila had a bloat episode in 2008 and wasnt expected to survive, so the doc didnt attach her stomach to the ribs during surgery.

    She had another episode in August, and was doing fine after surgery. They removed her spleen, and she was fine. On the third day after surgery her poor little heart gave out.

    Nathalie has been devestated by this, and which is why we have now gotten Fidji.

    http://geantsdebourdoux.chiens-de-france.com/site_eleveur/index.php?rub=portees&page=detail&ID_ELEVEUR=12962&ID_SITE=14448&ID_PORTEE=57938&avenir=0

    Christine we did look at various dogs and options for adopting, and the wife finally decided to get Fidji. We get her home at the end of the month.
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