Mochas
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Letter to the Weekly Telegraph:Tony and the truth
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– Tony Blair will undoubtedly go down in history as the Prime Ministerwho claimed that it was a slip of the tongue when he told the truth.John Crowley, Queenscliff, Victoria, AustraliaSomehow, this nice little quote has the ring of truth for me.
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You might also try the translation website:http://www.wordreference.comThis is also downloadable and has recently added a conjugation facility.
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I've just discovered Tresors de la Langue Francaise Informatise which is a fantastically detailed on line dictionary of the French language, not a French/English translation tool.It has just about anything you might want to know about just about any word you're likely to come across. It offers research aids which makes it ideal for the student and fascinating if, like me, you're simply interested in the language even if if only marginally proficient.Apologies if this has been referenced on here previously but for anyone who doesn't know of it, it can be found on:http://atilf.atilf.fr
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Very odd. I mostly use Mozilla for my browser but out of curiosity I just tried Internet Explorer and found that I can get the map just as easily on that as I can on Mozilla.No idea why other people can't though.
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According to wordreference.com the French for mothballs is naphtalene (noun feminine).No idea where you might buy them though.
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[quote user="Benjamin"]So could Sarko be related to Granville?Benjamin[/quote]Could be...they're both short***** er, I mean persons of restricted growth.
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Sorry Tresco, I'll try to be a bit more obvious: to paraphrase the great Groucho, if Tunbridge Wells would have me I wouldn't want to go there.
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Personally I'm glad that Twinkle is taking herself off and I think that she should take KKK, Tresco and Furryknickers off with her. How dare these people sully our screens with their infantile attempts at humour.Any more of this and I shall sell my French house and take myself off to Tunbridge Wells where I can be with my own 'Disgusted' kind!
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I'm beginning to be sorry I started this thread. My original post was so obviously exaggerated that it couldn't have been taken as anything other than a light-hearted dig at what I still see as our American cousins.It certainly wasn't intended as a peg to hang a sniping war on which was why it was posted in The Lighter Side in the first place. For anyone who is so minded I suppose it's as easy to laud the USA for its numerous achievements as it is to condemn it for e.g. its foreign policy or, for that matter, its national stereotypes. For me, those are subjects for a different thread and probably a different forum.
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I've seen a few of these programmes too and the thing that always puzzles me is whether the families involved would be able to muddle through - which they always seem to do - without the presumably fairly hefty fee they receive from the programme makers.Funny how that never gets mentioned...
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History Adrian, see Wellington, Duke of and Buonaparte, Napoleon.
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I shouldn't be at all surprised to find that the French make a point of sabotaging anything with Wellington in its name before it goes on sale.
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I'd take great exception to being omitted from Tresco's list of helpful people but for the fact that a) I don't know very much and b) by the time I've polishd up the odd little gems of wisdom I do feel able to impart I invariably find that my (forum) elders and betters have already answered much more comprehensively than I could have done anyway.Nevertheless, I think that my willingness to contribute is borne out by a couple of my recent postings, one on dog shite and one on snails (not in the same thread by the way) and I would be happy to be consulted by anyone wishing to avail themselves of my expertise on either subject.
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The only time I've come across frog's legs was on a snack menu in a Belgian bar. They went down well with too much good local beer and yes, they do taste like chicken.Snails seem to be quite common in Charente both in restaurants and markets. There's one particular truck stop where there are invariably snails along with oysters and various other shellfish amongst many other things on the cold buffet. Scrumptious and very cheap!I've also got a jar of something called Escargouillette which I guess is the French answer to Marmite, being a snail spread containing butter, shallots, garlic and cognac. The idea is to spread it on toast which should then be heated in a warm oven - something of an acquired taste perhaps...
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Re Miki's thoughts on dogs and toilet paper, in Italy I once saw a little old lady let her tiny lap dog do its thing by a very scenic, much-frequented river bank. When it had finished she produced a couple of tissues from her handbag and carefully wiped the dog's behind. Then she equally carefully placed said tissues by the dog's deposit and strolled off, leaving the latter for the next unwary foot.As for disposal, here in England I once saw one fine upstanding citizen ostentatiously pick up his (very large) dog's mess from the pavement in a plastic bag which he carefully tied up and carried away. An example to us all until, a little further along, he furtively chucked the bag over the wall into someone's front garden.Some people, eh? And they're not all French.
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Regarding Quillan's comment about Life Of Brian being banned in the USA, as it happens I saw this film in Los Angeles back in 1979 when it first came out.I was doing my wide-eyed tourist bit at the time and saw it at the cinema which used to be called Grauman's Chinese (can't remember its new name), the famous one with the stars' hand and foot prints in cement. I remember that it caused a bit of a furore at the time but I don't recollect any particular protests or talk of bans.The audience - presumably not all wide-eyed tourists - simply found it very funny.Maybe it was banned in some of the more fundamentalist areas?
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It wasn't that I missed Ronald Reagan - jond had already mentioned him.I suppose I could have included Tony Blair though.
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Off the top of my head I can think of several other actors who've become politicians:Glenda Jackson MPThe one from East Enders, now an MEPSonny (of he and Cher) onetime Mayor of Palm SpringsClint Eastwood ditto of CarmelArnold Schw etc now Governor of Californiaand not forgetting (how could we?) La Cicciolina, the Italian porn star who somehow managed to become an MP...Don't know of any French ones though.
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The day before we were due to sign the agent let us into the house to drop off some stuff we'd brought from England. It was immediately clear that the M Le Vendor, who was at work, had made no effort to prepare for moving out. I told the agent that I wouldn't sign the next day if we didn't have vacant possession so he took me to where the vendor worked and explained the problem. M Le Vendor seemed very surprised and said he didn't think we would want to move in so quickly, which I thought was a bit rich as he was obviously expecting his money. (As it happened we'd been staying at a local hotel for a couple of days but we'd brought airbeds with us so we could stay at the house until we sorted out furniture etc.)
So M Le Vendor agreed that he would clear the house before we signed the following afternoon and we duly met at the notaires. Then we were informed that he hadn't had time to finish moving out so would it be OK if he kept the keys until 8.00pm? We agreed to that and dealt with the formalities, pausing only for insertion of a rather important clause relating to a right of way which went with property but which the notaire had lost somewhere along the line. We spent the next four hours celebrating (by ourselves) in a local bar and finally got the keys at 8.30pm. M Le Vendor apologised for the delay and shot off. Then we found that he'd left us a knackered old bedframe and a disgusting settee neither of which were suitable for human use. Oddly enough though, he'd found time to remove nearly all the light fittings and two kitchen cupboards. (Moral: make bloody certain you stipulate in the contracte de vente precisely what must be removed and what must be left behind, mention of fixtures and fittings is simply too vague.)
On the good side, the agent was very helpful throughout. The day before we signed he took us on a grand tour of EDF, insurance company, Tresor Public and water company to sort out all the changeover problems and to a bank to set up an account. He's still a good friend as is, strangely enough, M Le Vendor who invariably offers us a drink whenever we bump in to him round the town. Come to think of it, so he should, if only to pay for messing us about and the bits and pieces he took with him!
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My Collins-Robert has 'mel' (can't do accents) but not 'courriel' and the WordReference.com online dictionary has both.These words are discussed in the WordRef forum where somebody alsomentions 'pourriel' as a short form of 'pourri' and 'electronique' -tainted mail - French Canadian for spam. I rather like that one.
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Some of the people in the Education section currently concernedabout the increasing cultural dominance of the USA, and particularlyabout its impact on the purity of the English language, may bereassured by the following news item:Message from John Cleese to the Citizens of the USAIn light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USAand thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocationof your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign MajestyQueen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states,commonwealths, and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does notfancy).Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor forAmerica without the need for further elections. Congress and theSenate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next yearto determine whether any of you noticed.To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the followingrules are introduced with immediate effect:You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Thenlook up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will beamazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and'neighbour'. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' withoutskipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by thesuffix -ise.Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptablelevels (look up vocabulary). Using the same twenty-seven wordsinterspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is anunacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no suchthing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. TheMicrosoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of thereinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen".July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers,or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapistsshows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should onlybe handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things outwithout suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grownup enough to handle a gun. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed toown or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permitwill be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is foryour own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand whatwe mean.All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you willstart driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, youwill go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit ofconversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help youunderstand the British sense of humour.The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have beencalling gasoline) - roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French friesare not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potatochips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried inanimal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actuallybeer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referredto as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance willbe referred to as Lager. American brands will be referred to asNear-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk offurther confusion.Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as goodguys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to playEnglish characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialoguein Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one'sears removed with a cheese grater.You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind ofproper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will,in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities toAmerican football, but does not involve stopping for a rest everytwenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch ofnancies).Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to hostan event called the World Series for a game which is not playedoutside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is aworld beyond your borders, your error is understandable.You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty'sGovernment will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of allmonies due (backdated to 1776).Thank you for your co-operation.
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Thanks for the replies, curiosity satisfied.Come to think of it, I hope Mr Blair and friends don't see this orthey'll be appointing a Price Reduction Control Tsar to regulate theJanuary Sales in Britain...
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Can anyone please explain how it is that all the sales start on 11 Jan?Is there some sort of national edict or trade agreement behind this? Itpuzzles me that individual shops don't simply arrange their own salesdates to suit themselves according to their view of commercialpressures and maybe to steal a march on their competitors.
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When I'm looking at French-related - or other - sites on the internet I find it useful to have an online dictionary open in a separate window. I use www.wordreference.com which offers colloquial and compound forms as well as direct translations. With this I can look up unfamiliar words as I go along (and God knows, there's a hell of a lot of those).
Try this Grs for your aches and pains and good luck.
L'anglais est une langue formidable!
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