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Mr Ice-ni

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  1. Calling all those with oily hands, help pls.

    Until recently I had never even heard of a DPF. A few evenings ago up popped a picture of an engine and an error message "Engine failure" (on a Fiat Postman Pat btw). The handbook is of no use - "go to your Fiat dealer". But luckily our local garage has a Bosch diagnostic box which informed us that the DPF is ********. Mme at the garage is unsure whether this is a job that Fiat will allow them to do but is searching.

    In the meantime I turned to Google and, suspecting that everything is cheaper on the island, find that I can buy a DPF in Engerland but still checking on their willingness to ship to France.

    Is there a way to clean rather than replace or, if not, how I stop this happening every few years?

    Drive at F1 rev level from time to time? Or is there a Redex lookalike that I can add to the fuel? Or even put the DPF through the dishwasher? And then dry in new tumble dryer?

    All assistance gratefully received.

    TIA

    John

     

  2. is HMRC getting quicker?

    I completed Forms France-Individual in both English and French and hand delivered them to my local tax office in Figeac on 20/6/11. Madame signed and stamped her bit and promised to send the English form to Noisy-le-Grand that same day.

    Today I received a letter from Cardiff informing me that I am NT in UK plus a cheque from Cumbernauld refunding tax on something trivial.

    Having read of horrendous delays suffered by others perhaps I should buy a lottery ticket this week.

    John

  3. Using the criteria of this thread I am not sure that I have ever integrated, even having spent the first 20 something years of my life in the same Essex village. 

    What others do is of little interest to me unless/until it affects me and mine. Not speaking fluently the language of the neighbours may mean missing some things but so what? I never mixed very much even when I did.

    If I ask "How are you?" it is out of politeness rather than wanting to know (living with a hypochondriac probably causes this).

    Di and I are happy with our own company - most of the time anyway. If the time comes when one of us shuffles off change will be forced upon the other but one cannot cross a bridge until one gets to it.

    If I visit somewhere and don't like the people or the way they treat me, I don't go back - I certainly would not brand a whole region or more just because I had a bad holiday. That is akin to believing that "you can always tell a Yorkshireman, but not much" - though, on reflection, perhaps this  is the exception that proves the rule.

    A. Curmudgeon

  4. Hi, Coops, just popped in to read the latest.

    On the subject of wigs - did you know that very Orthodox Jews consider that a married woman's hair is too sexy to be seen by men other than her husband and very close male relatives and thus a scheitl must be worn in public? I picture you in a huge, frizzy Afro.

    Try to keep your chin up and I look forward to your continuing your regular reports on the real French health service. 

    John

     

  5. [quote user="sweet 17"]

    In our other house, we were the people "on site" and reluctantly took on the role of caretaker of the English neighbours' house.

    It was always they who harrassed us!  No sooner had they driven up than they were knocking on our door, asking for news of their house, had we put on the hot water/turned on the fridge freezer and yes, a cup of tea would be lovely!

    [/quote]

    But more importantly sweets, did they pay your invoices on time? or is discussing money still infra dig?

    Seriously though, are other nationalities prepared to "put up with things" the way the English do? Or perhaps "you mustn't make a fuss" is  a phrase that does not translate?

    John

  6. And another potential prob.

    Who will provide the capital ? And what will happen when one/some of the adults decide "this is too much like hard work, I want to go back"?

    Remember the old adage "never work with children, animals or members of your family".

    John

     

  7. I see, said the blind man. Shine was many things as a cricketer but even he would never claim to be the WGLB.

    BTW if he criticised Cook's bowling rate he should watch a little more closely.

    John

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