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  Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,
parties and local bars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink
from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called
"Beer".
The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

  Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them.  A woman needs only
to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home
for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this
approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to
perform sexual acts
on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
  After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."  In extreme cases,
the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into
a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and
sex is
offered by the predatory females.





Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering
it.....there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of
your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the
support group nearest you, just look up
"Golf Courses" in the phone book.

Terry
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Can't actual say, I find the thought of a man full of beer a real turn on. The expression drewer's broop springs to mind to.

 

On Human Instinct yesterday, they did some 'research', a woman in the street simply propositioned men in the street, most said yes...... such is the nature of nature really.

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How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?'?
As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your home. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter.
The beer scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased out to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these magical devices.
The beer scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the slurring gland begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects the pheromone and sends down a winged beer scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal.
It is not cheap to run a beer scooter franchise, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This generates the second question after a night out 'How did I spend so much money?'.
Beer scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for 90% of all UDI (unidentified drinking injuries). Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.

In answer to my cynics. The cheap wine is taking effect......

Terry

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  • 2 weeks later...
Not yet being able to get Fullers ESB or Merrydown Cider in Auchan I can recommend the 'La Goudale' bierre Blonde a l'ancienne - a reasonable 7.2% best drunk on the coolside. This is a pokey bit of tackle and a couple of bottles usually does the trick. No more than three bottles before motorcycling home...
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