Joh Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,parties and local bars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drinkfrom any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called"Beer".The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes inbottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuadetheir male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs onlyto get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him homefor no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against thisapproach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires toperform sexual actson horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactlywhat happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feelingthat "something bad" occurred.At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life'ssavings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male intoa longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered andsex isoffered by the predatory females.Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administeringit.....there are male support groups where you can discuss the details ofyour shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For thesupport group nearest you, just look up"Golf Courses" in the phone book.Terry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Mr O is safe then ,seeing as I only force vin rouge down his throat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piprob Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Nothing politically incorrect about you then Terry!I enjoy a good hire wire act, lots of danger, plenty of pannache. Why not try it on the Culture Forum - and run, ? ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 JoH, wouldn't it have been quicker to sayBEER - helping ugly people have sex since 1862.http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/058fb457 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David584 Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 SB - love the site!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graham34 Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Question is, why is this phenomena so pronounced in South Eastern France Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamedup Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Can't actual say, I find the thought of a man full of beer a real turn on. The expression drewer's broop springs to mind to. On Human Instinct yesterday, they did some 'research', a woman in the street simply propositioned men in the street, most said yes...... such is the nature of nature really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joh Posted September 11, 2004 Author Share Posted September 11, 2004 How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?'? As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your home. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter. The beer scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased out to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these magical devices. The beer scooter works in the following fashion: The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the slurring gland begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects the pheromone and sends down a winged beer scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. It is not cheap to run a beer scooter franchise, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This generates the second question after a night out 'How did I spend so much money?'. Beer scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for 90% of all UDI (unidentified drinking injuries). Independent studies have also shown that Beer Goggles cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger to the wrong bedroom, often with horrific consequences.In answer to my cynics. The cheap wine is taking effect......Terry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 Not yet being able to get Fullers ESB or Merrydown Cider in Auchan I can recommend the 'La Goudale' bierre Blonde a l'ancienne - a reasonable 7.2% best drunk on the coolside. This is a pokey bit of tackle and a couple of bottles usually does the trick. No more than three bottles before motorcycling home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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