Teamedup Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b**** up with cookies. (Unknown) And when my husband asks what happened to that thin girl he married, I say 'I ate her'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 My late mum collected fridge magnets, our favorite says.....`God must have loved calories, he made so many of them`[:-))][Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beryl Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Ali ards quoted ' I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride one'. Roseanne BarrI know exactly where she is coming from. My husband and son have both bought ride on lawn mowers since living in France, despite the fact that my daughter in law vacuum our houses , far more often with a upright cleaner!There is definitely something about ride on lawn mowers that brings 'something' out in men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted April 15, 2006 Author Share Posted April 15, 2006 [quote user="beryl"]There is definitely something about ride on lawn mowers that brings 'something' out in men![/quote]It's the same with BBQ's!! How often do the men in our lives offer to cook??!! (with beer in hand , of course!!) [B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassman Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 [quote user="beryl"]Ali ards quoted ' I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride one'. Roseanne BarrI know exactly where she is coming from. My husband and son have both bought ride on lawn mowers since living in France, despite the fact that my daughter in law vacuum our houses , far more often with a upright cleaner!There is definitely something about ride on lawn mowers that brings 'something' out in men![/quote] Shhhhhhhh I'm working on getting one of those at the moment [;-)] helped by the fact that Patti broke the brand new Flymo on Monday first time of use [:D] which prompted her to say " hmmm maybe you were right about getting a ride on mower after all" [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 [quote user="Bassman"][quote user="beryl"] Ali ards quoted ' I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride one'. Roseanne BarrI know exactly where she is coming from. My husband and son have both bought ride on lawn mowers since living in France, despite the fact that my daughter in law vacuum our houses , far more often with a upright cleaner!There is definitely something about ride on lawn mowers that brings 'something' out in men![/quote] Shhhhhhhh I'm working on getting one of those at the moment [;-)] helped by the fact that Patti broke the brand new Flymo on Monday first time of use [:D] which prompted her to say " hmmm maybe you were right about getting a ride on mower after all" [:D][/quote]Tell the truth. Did you, or did you not sabotage the flymo?? It all sounds rather suspicious, to me!! [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassman Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 No honestly nothing to do with me, the grass is very rough and the ground is lumpy and uneven , which is why I suggested a ride on [;-)] anyway all these lumps broke the front guide wheels of which went underneath into the blade [:'(] mind you she reckons it works better without the guide wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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