TWINKLE Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Any offers? Big boots (and silk bloomers) to fill[:(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I nominate MEK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 He's been held captive. He can see the us, the crowd in the distance but we cant hear him. Lets wait till dark and light torches and storm the town shouting KILL THE MONSTER! KILL THE MONSTER! We must get our master back.Oh actually leave him where he is Dick will do and he's got a Volvo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 And 2 Swiss Army knives, but we still want the curmudgeon back. He may be a bad tempered old bu**er, but he's OUR bad tempered old bu**er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 [quote user="KatieKopyKat"]Oh actually leave him where he is Dick will do and he's got a Volvo.[/quote]We could have a sauna in Dick's Volvo. Dick, make sure Lars is there, he does a good spread on the smorgasbord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Oh, no, I've only just figured out how to work the air conditioning. And the last time we did that Lars left baby oil all over the leather seats. Every time I braked I ended up in the footwell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 I'll set you free Miki! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Got get im widow Twinkie.I've got the big man and his missus in da house at the moment. Giving it some welly as usual. She's in a quandri (sp).KILL THE MONSTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 [quote user="KatieKopyKat"]Got get im widow Twinkie.I've got the big man and his missus in da house at the moment. Giving it some welly as usual. She's in a quandri (sp).KILL THE MONSTER[/quote]Do you mean QUILL the mANster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 You are on the red water yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Avery Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 The mods were on a plane and met Dick Smith, the new Special One, he asked them where they were going, they said they were going to Bangkok, Dick said you might as well you have banned everything else[:D] ( apologies to Les Dawson) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Don't they only allow eunuchs to be in charge of a harem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 The big boots can`t be that big if a Eunuch is required ![:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 That's Dick, he's our eunuch. KILL THE MONSTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I do beg your pardon! I have a very deep voice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelKing Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 I'm sorry to butt in ( ignore me if you wish) but what has happened. I've been away for a couple of dayMK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Miki has been banned for some reason and can come back in one month only if he apologises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 We are looking for a new master - Miki's been told to sling his hook. Would you like to fill in (only temporarily) We're hoping he'll be back soon.Have a look on Period of Reflection and you may (or may not) understand the madness[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 I really dont believe your loyalty Twinks. The minute your masters back is turned you approach a complete stranger and offer him your mans slippers. I didnt expect much else from you though you have always been the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 It's cold in the tent at night[:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patf Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Is he nearer than you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelKing Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Thankyou. I am truly flattered by your kind offer, however, I must decline as I made a promise to the Prefecture that I would not seek employment.MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Michael, are you taking the Miki? [;-)][8-|] Sorry[:$]couldn't resist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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