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The English are feeling the pinch in

relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from

"Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though security levels may be raised yet again to

"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since

the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been

re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British

issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government

announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to

"Hide." The only two higher levels in

France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by

a recent fire that destroyed
France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that

are on a heightened level of alert.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two

more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state

from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They

also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and

"Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all

on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling

out of
Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new

submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms

so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish

navy.

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[quote user="LyndaandRichard"]Glad to see I'm on the ball and get all the latest.

Have you heard the Spice Girls have split?
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The really bad news is that they're getting together again [+o(]

True! EMI want to squeeze  the last bit of dosh out of them

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[quote user="Pierre ZFP"]

[quote user="LyndaandRichard"]Glad to see I'm on the ball and get all the latest.

Have you heard the Spice Girls have split?

[/quote]

The really bad news is that they're getting together again [+o(]

True! EMI want to squeeze  the last bit of dosh out of them

[/quote]

Now, that is a terrorist threat!

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