Mr Coeur de Lion Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 [:)] See here for previous comments: http://www.completefrance.com/cs/forums/974880/ShowPost.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Coeur de Lion Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 Glad to see I'm on the ball and get all the latest.Have you heard the Spice Girls have split? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Have they really????? [blink]I'm only just getting over Robby leaving TT... [:(]or should it be...Again???[blink][;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 [quote user="LyndaandRichard"]Glad to see I'm on the ball and get all the latest.Have you heard the Spice Girls have split?[/quote]The really bad news is that they're getting together again [+o(]True! EMI want to squeeze the last bit of dosh out of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Coeur de Lion Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 [quote user="Pierre ZFP"][quote user="LyndaandRichard"]Glad to see I'm on the ball and get all the latest.Have you heard the Spice Girls have split?[/quote]The really bad news is that they're getting together again [+o(]True! EMI want to squeeze the last bit of dosh out of them[/quote]Now, that is a terrorist threat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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