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The trials of a Presidential Candidate (not DSK of course)


NormanH

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A potential

Presidential Candidate for a major European

country, who also happened to hold a post

as a big knob in an International Financial organisation found

himself under house arrest in a luxurious home rented by his rich

wife.

Bereft of his usual group of fawning

flatterers and journalists who had been hoping to cling onto his

coat-tails in his predicted rise to the highest office he decided to

buy a parrot to replace the chorus of approbation to which he was

accustomed.

However his margin of manoeuvre was

severely limited by the conditions of his arrest, so he had to be

content with buying a second-hand parrott on the Internet.

When it was delivered he found a note

attached to the cage, warning that the bird had previously lived in

a luxury brothel, and so might have picked up an unfortunate

vocabulary.

Not in the least nonplussed he left the

cage, covered with a cloth, in the living room.

A little later his well-beloved

daughter (if we believe the rumours) came in and curious to see what

was in the cage she threw off the cloth.

«  Hello Hello » said the parrot, « Classy place this... and I see they have a new girl.

Looks a bit of a goer this one »

At this point the wife enters and the parrot comments

« New Madame, too..you can see

how she made her money»

A bit taken aback she calls her husband

and the parrot says

« Same old clientèle ».

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