Cassis Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 I sometimes get the feeling that I'm not taken seriously around here. Do I need a change of image? [:@]Or is it the case that that which we call a sausage by any other name would taste as sweet? [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Some of the things I learned as young lad in the R.A.F.I the cap fits, then it must be someone elses.The torque loading of any bolt is up to shear and back a quater.Never force it, use a bigger hammer.I was sat on Table in the airmans mess and a Flt Sergeant cook told me (yelled) that tables were meant for rissoles, gedorf!When I was using a hammer and holding it near the head I was told by a BIG Flight Sergeant "If god had meant you to 'old that 'ammer there sonny he would 'ave made the 'andle that long! And a big Rock Ape, sorry R.A.F. Regiment, Warrent Officer once told a young officer at a lecture about digging slit trenches on the airfield in the event of a Nuke attack. The young officer had said that the WO was not a gardner or he would know how stoney the soil was and how difficult it would be to dig. The WOs reply was "Sir, you would dig a 6 foot slit trench in re-enfirced concrete wiv yer naval given the right incentive"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalpa Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Indecision leads to flexibility.Or so I keep telling TOH when he asks me how I want to finish off tiles between corridor and bedrooms, how high I want the bathroom mirror, how I want the side of the staircase finished off...Indecision leads to flexibility.[:P][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suze01 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves"(I suppose cents/euros are more appropriate now). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"]I don't want to go all intellectual on you guys - but Neiztche has always done it for me!"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger".[/quote]Yeah like vodka and violet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "Never let Twinkle do your makeup on your wedding day"........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 >>> Never let Twinkle do your makeup on your wedding day <<<Oh Katie! Poor you.... Have you got piccys that we can judge the mess?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 [quote user="Just Katie "]"Never let Twinkle do your makeup on your wedding day"........[/quote]Oh God - she's back! Oh well the peace & quiet was nice while it lasted.I think JK is referring to my sisters wedding day where she asked me to be her bridesmaid and made me wear a shocking pink satin puff sleeved dress complete with hoop and staff. I looked like a horror film version of "Little Bo Peep" only with a 38 DD inch bust it was more a case of "Big Bo Peep"!Then on the morning of her wedding she asked me to do her make-up for her[:)] Like I said "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 no it just killed her husbands love and he divorced her five months later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Old Welsh saying " 'ose cooat is that jaaket."Ancient Chineese electricans saying 'Many hands make light work.' [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 If a job's worth doing it's worth leaving it until tomorrow? (Procrastinate Later!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Good chefs and good cooks don't do washing-up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Do not post on Living France when you are drunk (especially NOT at 5.47am)[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"] I looked like a horror film version of "Little Bo Peep" only with a 38 DD inch bust it was more a case of "Big Bo Peep"![/quote]Dunno about a horror film, sounds more like a cheap porn movie to me! [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patmobile Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Beware wise sayings.There is also a shortened version of this one , "Beware", sometimes shortened further still to, " 'ware". Patrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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