Pads Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Yorkshire people who sell duff dogs ? please tell us more.................has it been wired up wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardian Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 [quote user="Just Katie "]Room 101.My Office,My Broken ComputerYorkshire people who sell duff dogs.[/quote]Do we detect a smidge of grumpiness JK ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 Pads it is a long story but it is fine. I took her to court and won. Horny Ian, I was grumpy 'till you posted.[:P] Hope you are well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 But how is the dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 He's a bit off colour - boum boum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 When I first came to England from Kildare, I saw an advert in the Wyre Piddle Gazzette from a lad in Yorkshire saying he had young Lions for sale for only £40. I went to view the lions at the lads home in Yorkshire and ended up buying one and taking him home with me on the train. I was so excited on the way home I kept weeing meself and blaming it on me new lion that was to be named Scott (after me uncle Jim)When I got home, Kandula (me then girlfriend) said "that's a very small lion, and ain't he very ginger in his colouring" She said it looked more like a dog! I went to see me owl mate Joe Bradden the pug breeder that sold me the first pug I bought. He said "that is a Chow Chow dog" I said to Joe "Go way ya big owl horses lawn mower" after several other experts examined me lion, needles to say, it was indeed a chow! I decided to keep Scott as I had grown very close to him, and I loved him with all me heart, so I could not be parted from him just because he was no longer a lion. The owl lad in Yorkshire was stopped from adverting in the Wyre Piddle Gazzette and was featured the local news programme. I wrote a song about me exploits with the Yorkshire lion breeder, and entitled it 'Chows on the moor' I sold the song to that Manhatten Transfer crowd, but they sang it in French.Me poor Mammy warned me "you never want to buy a lion in Yorkshire" and of course, she was right![kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 [quote user="FurryKnickers"] I wrote a song about me exploits with the Yorkshire lion breeder, and entitled it 'Chows on the moor' I sold the song to that Manhatten Transfer crowd, but they sang it in French.[/quote]Mr Nix! I hesitate to say this, but I think you Made That Up!![:-))][kiss][;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Hello you lovely lunatic!Where've you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Hi Twinks! I've been...oh, you meant Nixxy. [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Well - it could apply to either of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Hello there Twinky, I don't think Mrs Tresco is a lunatic, just a little bit quare (a lovely kind of quare)I have been gathering in tins of spaghetti for over a month now. I had to call on the strange one in Mudskippers Lane that eats the onions, She was giving out that a couple of homosapien blokes have moved in next door and started a curtain making bussiness. I even got a tin from Gloria Lovepond! She made me pay mind, the dirty owl trollop. She was saying that there is no sex on the telly since she got her new plasma tv, it is just too narrow to get comfortable on. We never had the luxury of a telly back in Kildare! we had to make do with the owl radiogram. [kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 [quote user="FurryKnickers"] She was saying that there is no sex on the telly since she got her new plasma tv, it is just too narrow to get comfortable on. We never had the luxury of a telly back in Kildare! we had to make do with the owl radiogram. [kiss] [/quote]Gosh! That must have been tricky what with the antenna. The Sissor Sisters did a song about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Oh how wonderful it is to see FK here this evening, you are like a beath of fresh air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Are you teasing Twinkle, which song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardian Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 [quote user="Just Katie "]Horny Ian, I was grumpy 'till you posted.[:P] Hope you are well.[/quote]Fine, though it's hissing with rain down here. Haven't been called that for years !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I think it's called "You don't see T*ts on the radio" or something like that.Ian! Round at the monestery you are known as "the new bell tower"Here, we ladies like to call you "The Ram"[kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 All this talk of horns and helmets has reminded me of a strange thing that happened to me today while I was pruning the bush in the garden. I was cutting away at it when I noticed a lovely red flower in the corner of me eye! I removed the flower from me eye, and then I gazed in wonderment at it's striking colour, then I thought " that is such a lovely shade of red" it reminded me of the first pair of underpants that were handed down to me from me cousin back in Kildare. I then thought to meself "I wonder if aliens wear underpants" It is something that is never mentioned in the media or by the government. I don't think anyone has ever written a song about it either! [kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 You should be careful your neighbours don't see you pruning the bush in the garden!There isn't a song about the alien underwear - but there IS a book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardian Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"]Ian! Round at the monestery you are known as "the new bell tower"Here, we ladies like to call you "The Ram"[kiss][/quote]I know! The young sister I saw the other week said that they were going to call it Le Tour 'Orn on account of my profligate spending on apricot jam.As for 'The Ram', I think that we may be moving in to more than a soupcon of fantasy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I wasn't sure whether to post this here or on the mushroom thread.[img]http://www.amanita-photolibrary.co.uk/photo_library/BI_fungi/Phallus_impudicus2_std.jpg[/img]It's called "phallus impudicus" or "oeuf du diable". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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