Jonzjob Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hi Dick, I thought that you may just see the humour in this???TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested? PARKER: A Teacher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 haha![8-)]! Don't think that Dick will find it funny somehow... It's been about for a long time in his line of work. It was one of the first thing that my daughter heard on her primary school teaching course in one of her first lectures. The class had to discuss how to and how would they overcome that none interest..... Back to the blackboard Jonzy! [:D] Woops! not allowed to say 'black'board anymore I am told [:$] .... as 1st/ it's a white board and 2nd/ could be considered racist as in the 'Baa baa black sheep' saga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 John,Shouldn't you be tarting yourself up ready for tonight instead of telling jokes?? Can't you sing baa baa black sheep anymore Missy?? What is the world coming to............ banning conkers and all........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted November 9, 2006 Author Share Posted November 9, 2006 Banning conkers? Did you know that the official French conkers team is based in Abjat sur Bandiat in the Perigueux Noire. Up to recient times it was run by an English bloke that owned one of the bars in the village. They go to England each year for the World Championships. For crying out loud don't tell them that it's been banned or there will be a riot because they take it VERY seriously.As for blackboards, whiteboards or chalkboards? I am convinced that the pendulum of pollytickle correctness has gone for tooo far this time and will be glad when it makes it's swing back to sanity!!!Who needs tarting up? Not me young lady! Whatever I do wouldn't make the slightest bit of difference. Physical age = 90+, mental age about 16, but actually in the 60s I was 20something? Confused, well you should try writing it?This is about as good a photo you will get of me. I fly radio controlled gliders better this way![IMG]http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/Jonzjob/BAGONHEAD3.jpg[/IMG]And NO Chris H you can't have my body to go with your head![:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Yep Abjat is not far from me! I met the chappie........ i thought it was a wind up at first, but yes it is VERY serious!!Nice legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Erm, think I'll stick to my own torso John...thanks anyway [+o(]Don't joke about teachers, Dick doesn't do ironing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 [quote]..............Abjat sur Bandiat in the Perigueux Noire[/quote]Abjat might take it even more seriously, when find they have been moved.....as they are actually in the Perigord Vert.This French is really hard to learn innit [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 [quote user="Meg n Mog"] Nice legs.[/quote]Louweezel - are you on the pull again? Shame on you. I would be a bit concerned by all the bulges in the pockets. Could be chocolates, but could equally be fig rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 NB to all forum members except Meg & Mog.If quoting Meg & Mog, you have to change the "&" in her moniker to something else or just delete it, otherwise the forum software says 'non-matching quotes'.I've been meaning to mention this but have been to busy wasting time on other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Thanks for that Cassis, I did wonder why Meg's were the only posts I couldn't quote.[kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Doh...............i'll change it to 'and' !And in his pockets.............must be chocolate i reckon it's a walnut whip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hmmmm ... I'm guessing you fancy the whip rather than the walnut? [6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 In answer to the original post, I once heard a retiring teacher describe his career as casting imaginary pearls before real swine. Seems about right to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 So the forthright teacher agrees with the retiring teacher ... [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Very elegant formulation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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