Russethouse Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Clarke Petula - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YCCMB Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 ElsaEdit: I've changed the title for you SB, in case people start labouring under the misconception that Elsa has seen a leprechaun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Mylène Farmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Norbert Dentressangle.Okay, so it's a mixture of music and road haulage, but there's nothing wrong with that, is there? Blogger SB4444 wrote this lovely little ditty:If you're ever up a treeOr tangled in a mangleThe man you want, you must agree, is Norbert DentressangleIf you're bitten by a beeOr your Wingle will not wangleJust take a little tip from me, call Norbert DentressangleNorbert Corbett, Norbert Forbert, Norbert DentressangleHe's the kind of German man with whom one shouldn't tangleHe doesn't wear a lucky charm to dangle on a bangleThat strangely named truck-driving geezer, Norbert DentressangleIn a desperate attempt to amuse people I've taken to publishing my poetry. The lorries of Norbert Dentressangle are often seen trundling along the motorways of Britain. The name was so poetic that it fired up my inner Muse (I don't use my outer Muse for Health and Safety reasons). I thought Norbert was German, but it's a Franglicised German name pronounced Dontruss'onglll or something, which would spoil the poem a bit, so I've used a poetic licence that I bought from the Post Office. Also I've employed the popular technique of making up words in order to get a rhyme. First used to great effect by W.B Yates in his "Ode to a Porange". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Surely you mean Norbert Gentressangle, SB? We're on "G"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Oops, I thought it was M for Mylène. Okay, G.G.G.Ah mais oui! Gainsbourg, Serge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cassis Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 JacnoSorry, Pierre, Jonny H counts as an H - see two posts earlier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cassis Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I'll raise you Les Beatles and give you:Serge Lama !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cassis Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 [quote user="Chris Head"]Who? You telling porkies Cass?[/quote]Moi? Porkies? Just cos I look a bit porky? Try Googling it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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