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Me,,, Cat hater? Never.


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Imagine all the fur coats you girls could have...now that's a useful cat! And sniperkitty of course, he's pardoned.

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Imagine the lovely pillows we could make with all them feathers.

Kitty said eagles are good for target practice.[:)]

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Wot, even beter than 'Jac-cats Inc.? Big cats I can go along with. It's the little ones that do the damage. Neuter ALL of them.

They say the painless way to do a Tom is with a pair of house bricks, U.K. type. Doesn't hurt a bit unless you catch your fingers between them [6][Www][kiss]

I got a good cat-a-pult!! I mean with a name like that what else can I use it for???[:D]

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I must admit that I've never had a eagls c r a p on me 'ed yet! But we do get cats crapping on our gravel drive and then hiding it for Celé to find!

You shoud see them accelerate when a stone wacks the gravel beside them! Deliberate of course, after all they are our neighbours cats!! Come to think of it they haven't done it for a while now I think that they have found a safer toilet[6]??

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