Geordie girl Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Headmistress, i nominate Kylie to take my place to meet the president as i refuse to have my legs shortened for anybody...............even the President. I hope this meets with your satisfaction....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Geordie girl.. I also refuse ... let s hide in the toilets !! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Frenchie, don`t forget the wine and Twinkle can sing for us[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Is everybody except me and frenchie in the office having their legs shortened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 [quote user="Geordie girl"]Frenchie, don`t forget the wine and Twinkle can sing for us[:D][/quote][IMG]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r20/regine79/7_4_33.gif[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 [quote user="Geordie girl"]Headmistress, i nominate Kylie to take my place to meet the president as i refuse to have my legs shortened for anybody...............even the President. I hope this meets with your satisfaction.......................[/quote]Lady C, I don't like to speak out of turn or to tell tales out of school but you should know that Miss Wooly is a man in disguise. Mais, oui. He has done this in order to infiltrate your establishment and in order that he be left alone in his Inglish classes with the gels. You know how you like to have a chaperone for the gels whenever there is a male teacher teaching them? Well, Miss Wooly has found out about this via devious means and he is wearing that long blonde wig and simpering smile just to hoodwink you.As for Kylie, Lady C and GG, do you both not realise that Kylie is the subject of all Mr Wooly's dreams and fantasies? It will be a HUGE mistake to let him anywhere near Kylie. I shudder to think what the President will make of Mr Wooly's strange behaviour in front of her. I mean, kissing her boots and begging her to whip him some more and looking up her derrier? OK, OK, she might have the pertest bottom in all of Christendom, but Mr Wooly's inordinate drooling will bring the school into total disrepute.Is that what you want for the school? I beg you, RECONSIDER, and invite Miss Wooly into your office and ask her to bare all. Tell him there shall be no hiding place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Just get the little man a pair of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 [quote user="Geordie girl"]Is everybody except me and frenchie in the office having their legs shortened? [/quote]All medical interventions were required to be completed by 6.15.You will have to kneel down, GG, but not too near the President (or Miss Woolly). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 [:D][:D][:D] Sorry tresco but i don`t know how to reply to that one, so i won`t....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 [quote user="sweet 17"] ...... and invite Miss Wooly into your office and ask her to bare all. Tell him there shall be no hiding place! [/quote] Lady C, I will also come to your office as you need another witness to confirm if Miss Wooly is ... a he a she or an it ?... Mental note to self : mustn't forget my pince-nez as I am so myope [:$] Woops... I forgot I have invited Miss (Mr?) Wooly into my office this evening that he can explain a little matter of Inglish langwage. I can investigate then [6] Wonder where (s)he's gone since (s)he was given the appointment of Hed of Inglish ? I hope (s)he is not behind the bike shed with the caretaker, explaining Lady Chatterley's Lover... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 No sooner than my back is turned but I discover posters all over my study door. There are simply too many to answer. I am powdering my (cold) nose in anticipation of our Presidential visit tonight.Now Miss Frenchie, one MUST know that the ghastly word 'toilets' is NOT used in our academy. One uses the nomclature 'loo' or, if you must, 'lavatory'.So I shall not be going into the loo to check if Miss Wooly has a willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 ANNOUNCEMENT: OUR ESTEEMED PRESIDENT WILL BE WITH US AT 21.00 HRS.Be ready or else. Show him that we have hearts of steel, gals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Ok ... Be there .............. or be square !! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 [quote user="Cathy"]ANNOUNCEMENT: OUR ESTEEMED PRESIDENT WILL BE WITH US AT 21.00 HRS.Be ready or else. Show him that we have hearts of steel, gals.[/quote]I have to report that Mrs J. Jay (the School Cook) is being treated in my surgery and is therefore unable to prepare the Presidential Banquet tonight.Mother Tresco. MD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 HALF AN HOUR TO GO.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 Pinned up in the study: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 Here he is arriving....And explaining how good our academy is...Meeting Lady C (we're such good friends) ...Speaking to the staff...And going off with Miss Missy...What an evening.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 Ou est mon Vice? J'ai besoin de mon Vice?Miss Frenchie, can you come into my study? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 [quote user="Cathy"]And going off with Miss Missy...What an evening....[/quote] Oooo quelle soirée!... [:$] My knees still tremble at thought of his hand on my BIG heart. It was just so deeevine. With all of this I forgot that Miss(Mr) Wooly was supposed to explained to me some Inglish Langwage and I was supposed to do a little investigation... Bah! Tant pis. La main de Mr Sarkozy sur mon coeur ah! j'en suis à pâmoison ....[:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 20, 2007 Author Share Posted December 20, 2007 I'm going away for a few days. Would you be able to deputise for me, Miss Frenchie?You are my Vice, after all. What more could a lady want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 ooo, Miss Frenchie the Vice Mistress will be in charge.... Wonder if the rest of the staff can teach her a trick or two.... or she may teach us a few of her tricks of her own [6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Oh , right !! I'll try to do my best and be " à la hauteur de la tâche" !!You can rely on me .. there ll be no vice in this academy as long as I m Vice head...And what is this hand on a .. heart ? Have you been thinking about the reputation of our academy ?I propose the first detention of the school year !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Sorry Miss Vice Mistress but it weren't MY fault. HE, Mr Sarkozy put his hand there! Why should I be punished [:(] C'est pas juste, c'est tout le temps moi qui attrape les colles!!! [:(][:'(][:@] Huh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Well, he s a man.. you should have been wearing something less... well.. more .. Anyway, temptation was too strong for him I guess, and you have your responsibilities! Now you 'll come back on saturday morning, fr two hours, and you ll copy this sentence 150 times : " Je ne provoque pas le Président de la République par ma tenue aguichante " Non mais !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Because miss missy you looked like you were enjoying it too much............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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