woolybananasbrother Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Ahhhhhhhhhm just the opposite you lovely Nigel fans you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Can we compose a limerick?There was a young lady from Ilfracombe..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 [quote user="Clair"]I'm beginning to think that I prefer WB to his brother... [:'(][/quote]Funny, his mother said that[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 [quote user="Cathy"]Can we compose a limerick?There was a young lady from Ilfracombe..... [/quote]Who said, come on nigel i`ll take you home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 [quote user="Clair"]I'm beginning to think that I prefer WB to his brother... [:'(][/quote]Clair, I'm with you on this one. I said last night, come back Wooly I (one), all is forgiven; only to be told it's too late and Wooly is in his Kebab house in the sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 [quote user="Clair"]I'm beginning to think that I prefer WB to his brother... [:'(][/quote]Clair, I'm with you on this one. I said last night, come back Wooly I (one), all is forgiven; only to be told it's too late and Wooly is in his Kebab house in the sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 So what happened to their eldest brother, known as Tag, I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 In prison for serial sinning.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Could he, as well as his other incarnations, have been a figment of our collective imagination ? [8-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Who knows, Clair. One thing's for sure, they both have the same wicked sense of humour and they can both be incredibly rude and very good at avoiding the intervention of the mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Clair and I have some wonderful interventions since she showed me her frogs legs[6]. But to keep on thread they did not suit Nigel at all apparently when he wandered the front in shorts which is why 5-element went flirty fishing with a man from Leicester instead, a man by the way who still posts here after all these years and who runs a B n B in ........ . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 There was a young lady from IlfracombeWho said "Come on Nigel I'll take you home."Hand in hand along the shore they did roam As the sea surged forth in a boiling foam And around the headland the wind did screech While the tide threw pebbles up on the beach .......................Now carrry on ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 [quote user="Geordie girl"][quote user="Cathy"] Can we compose a limerick?There was a young lady from Ilfracombe.....[/quote]Who said: "Come on Nigel I'll take you home"[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 [quote user="Cathy"][quote user="Geordie girl"][quote user="Cathy"] Can we compose a limerick?There was a young lady from Ilfracombe.....[/quote]Who said: "Come on Nigel I'll take you home"[/quote][/quote]Nigel said " not on your lifeCos I`m looking for a wife Cathy you finish it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 [quote user="Geordie girl"][quote user="Cathy"][quote user="Geordie girl"][quote user="Cathy"] Can we compose a limerick?There was a young lady from Ilfracombe.....[/quote]Who said: "Come on Nigel I'll take you home"[/quote][/quote]Nigel said " not on your lifeCos I`m looking for a wife[/quote]Can someone finish it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 [quote user="Cathy"][quote user="Geordie girl"][quote user="Cathy"][quote user="Geordie girl"][quote user="Cathy"] Can we compose a limerick?There was a young lady from Ilfracombe.....[/quote]Who said: "Come on Nigel I'll take you home"[/quote][/quote]Nigel said " not on your lifeCos I`m looking for a wife[/quote]Can someone finish it?[/quote] She got lost in the millenium dome [:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rose Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 what about this...There was a young lady from Ilfracombewho said to me "nigel you're dumb"I saw you and smiledand you were beguiledbut I was just drunk from the rum... [:$] [Www] EDIT : on second thoughts I think your's is far better!!! I obviously haven't had enough wine!!! [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 [:D][:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 written by Rose what about this...There was a young lady from Ilfracombewho said to me "nigel you're dumb"I saw you and smiledand you were beguiledbut I was just drunk from the rum... Nicely written - well done!Leo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rose Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 thanks... I won a competition when I was six for writing a poem and I had to read it on Westward News (that's the old Devon local news programme)... [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Well done you lot. Great limericks. I hope that the reference to rum was not on my account. [Www]Crickey I felt tipsy last night. I'm recovering from my pneumonia and so decided to try this thing called 'Old Nick' rhum blanc with a spot of diet coke. Lethal...I'm starting a thread of limericks for you lot to while away your time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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