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[quote user="Russethouse"]Dogs may not get HIV but cats get a related virus FIV ......[/quote]

 I had heard of cat aids years ago, but I thought cat aids were things to help elderly cats with mobility problems. It just goes to show you indeed! The local dwarf was nearly killed last night when his dog fell on him. Things are so bad in Dingle, that desperate people are robbing food from anywhere they can get it. The poor dwarf had his Jack Russel guarding his fridge to protect his food while he was out at the celebrations here last night, and when he got home the dog would not move from the fridge because his owner was disguised as a leprechaun and he never recognised him, so the dwarf just walked under him, and at that moment, the dog had a heart attack and collapsed on top of the dwarf. The poor dog passed away despite attempts to revive him by artificial mouth to mouth breathing by Mrs Flannigan and her sister Eileen. Another innocent victim of this terrible recession.

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