Angel Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 This reminds me of a Scottish Accountant I worked with who insisted on 'golden' vegetables with dinner.(golden vegetables = Chips)[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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