Furry Knickers Posted May 10, 2005 Author Share Posted May 10, 2005 Well that proves nothing hairy Dick! and there are far better stores than John Lewis! I wonder if there is a market for animal weddings? They must get married in America! I never thought that my Cat hire service (Paws 4A Pussy) would take off, but it it has! I have had to invest in 2 more cats (Mick and Reg) to ease the workload on Simon and Dave and the other 5 already in service. I am viewing a Beaver this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghound Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 "I am viewing a Beaver this afternoon."Well...I'm with you...nothing like an afternoon viewing a good collection of "Beavers"...I find the Brazilian is the most interesting to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Well furryknickers, I think that once again you are a total wind up merchant, next time you feel the urge to feel a pussy ,cuddle one of your own and perhaps you will stay clear of a shotgun, have you thought of joining the circus yourself ,as a clown maybe! Mrs O (who doesn`t suffer fools gladly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted May 11, 2005 Author Share Posted May 11, 2005 Great news!!!!!! The Beaver is now mine.I love Beavers, they are a bit like a wombat only skinnier, wetter, with a flat tail and big buck teeth! I have called her Janet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayB Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 [quote]Well furryknickers, I think that once again you are a total wind up merchant, next time you feel the urge to feel a pussy ,cuddle one of your own and perhaps you will stay clear of a shotgun, have yo...[/quote]** (who doesn`t suffer fools gladly.)**As Mark Twain said to the effect - "Never interrupt a person who is making a fool of themselves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted May 11, 2005 Author Share Posted May 11, 2005 I forgot to mention, I am desperate to purchase a Giraffe, if anyone can help me aqquire one of these very beautiful and elegant creatures, I will gladly reward them. I was in negociation with a certain Lord to purchase one of his surplus women Giraffe, but sadly it all fell through due to him needing her for a tv show. She is now so popular that he will not entertain selling her. I am going to Arizona on saturday to view a potential purchase, but the logistics will be a nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirpy Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 what logistic problem-??????????????????surely if you buy a giraffe just pay for wrapping service and home delivery-surely the americans say they can do anything ----well thats what they say --so why not put them to the test.if they can transport tanks etc. by air what's a little giraffe problem.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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