dwmcn Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Georgina, As long as it is your own tongue you are biting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Georgina, perhaps it is not a matter of age; maybe you have always been intolerent![6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 [quote user="dwmcn"]Georgina, As long as it is your own tongue you are biting...[/quote]Also, be sure to do it out of sight of other diners at adjoining tables......[:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwmcn Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 sweet 17, A sign in a NY deli, "Our tongue sandwiches speak for themselves". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 [quote user="dwmcn"]sweet 17, A sign in a NY deli, "Our tongue sandwiches speak for themselves".[/quote]Was that the same deli where, on the next window, there was a sign, "Don't stand out there being sad and hungry, come inside and be thoroughly fed-up". Sometimes, you just can't beat the old corny ones, can you?[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwmcn Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Sometimes, you just can't beat the old corny ones, can you?[:D]sweet 17, They are the wurst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 [8-)][quote user="dwmcn"] Sometimes, you just can't beat the old corny ones, can you?[:D]sweet 17, They are the wurst.[/quote]What, just wurst or bratwurst? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 That joke was the brat pits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivor Nidea Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Oi! Can we please get back to irritations as I have been prevented from airing them on the artificial animal bonking site/sites due to suffering from Norman's complaint....being banned!The current fashion of having more tattoo than skin, nose jewelery that looks like a zit. Starting a comment with "D'you know what" or "I'm not gonna lie to you."Any mention of Facebook.Americanism's:- Hi (what's wrong with hello?), math, or erb instead of herb...it's HERB, got it!Text language in some forum postings. Forum answers ending in simples! And postings in English with the odd French word thrown in just to show superiority. Apart from that I am quite easy going for a grumpy old git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idun Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 OI!! .............................. re: 'And postings in English with the odd French word thrown in just to show superiority'. We franglais, it is very natural in our household. Not because we feel superior to anyone, and as grumpy oldies, we sometimes cannot remember the word in the other language or one particular word or expression just feels right...... just hits the spot! [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 You sound like Norman's identical twin brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frecossais Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 ......Nose jewelery that looks like a zit.....Zit Ivor? Isn't that an Americanism?Plukes we used to call them in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 I thought plukes were followers of the current Scottish prime minister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerdesal Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 [quote user="Frecossais"]......Nose jewelery that looks like a zit.....Zit Ivor? Isn't that an Americanism?Plukes we used to call them in Scotland.[/quote]It's an 'englishism', they were zits some 60 yrs ago in England.Scottish another language, just as American is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Hi,you know what grinds my gears? Having to scroll such a long way down the drop down "year of birth" boxes on internet forms to finally get to mine.Just sayin,Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 You are wrong about the origins of the word zit. It is Welsh, after an exceptionally spotty chap whose name was Ivor Zitolovsky, which became shortened to Ivor Zit. Which of course distinguished him from Jones the Zit with whom he was regularly spotted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgina Posted November 22, 2012 Author Share Posted November 22, 2012 [quote user="woolybanana"]Georgina, perhaps it is not a matter of age; maybe you have always been intolerent![6][/quote]Ooh you bi ....itchy banana!!! But no i am not old LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Ohhh Georgy porgy, come and grind my gears then and I promise not to bite my nails or cr ap my nappy, but can I please pick my nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frecossais Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 [quote user="woolybanana"]I thought plukes were followers of the current Scottish prime minister?[/quote]Why no Wooly, they're called fry (the young ones), and parrs or smolt when they get older. (I only know that because I googled it.)[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgina Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 [quote user="woolybanana"]Ohhh Georgy porgy, come and grind my gears then and I promise not to bite my nails or cr ap my nappy, but can I please pick my nose?[/quote]Nah you don't sound too sexy, not desperate, probably banana is a bit soft lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Oooh, Georgynana, a cave dwelling girlie with spunk, what a treat. Bit like spaghetti the lendemain matin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loiseau Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 QUOTE woolybananaOooh, Georgynana....END QUOTEAre you two related by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Hello, Angela, so you did manage to get back from the West Country then? How did you manage it after the trains were washed off the tracks? Did you turn into a duck and fly the route? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loiseau Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Stoicism wins through. Luckily i had a good supply of bananas and a long and boring book. I expect, with all my rustling and munching, that i was winding up my fellw passengers something awful ( to keep to the topic of this thread)!Angela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgina Posted November 24, 2012 Author Share Posted November 24, 2012 [quote user="Loiseau"]QUOTE woolybananaOooh, Georgynana....END QUOTEAre you two related by any chance?[/quote]Nah i am not a banana, I am a nice pear haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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