Dick Smith Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 If you don't think you're lucky, can you imagine how Jude feels...Sorry, I expect I'll have to wheedle my way back into your good books tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Ah yes, I've got Jude - so I am lucky after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 How does Jude feel about the deal? After all, she married a man (albeit a Geordie) who Kafkad himself into a sossidge (not even a Northumberland Ring) who sometimes smokes a Meerschauum pipe and bangs a big drum. Now that has got to disappoint a woman, hasn't it?Back to the crisps - it takes all sorts (phnaar) but how can anybody miss those things? I thought they stopped making them when ICI Tees-side closed down and the chemicals were no longer available. And Twiglets - I ask you. We were given some at a PTA meeting yesterday - I ask you. Well. Or am I in a minority here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Jude says she only stays with me because I'm good with my hands.Twiglets - I think they are dipped in either engine oil or Marmite, which amounts to the same thing. Yet as I get older I find that I am starting to like them. I think a lifetime of curry and beer has killed my tastebuds. Ow. Jude has just hit me on the back of the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 If you are so bloomin good wiv yer 'ands, why do you have to use yer BUM to beat drum?I 'ad a lifetime of kurrie too and it aaaaaaiin'tt 'ad no bad eeeffecttz on me. NURSE quick!!![8-)][+o(][B][8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 [quote user="Cassis"]Jude says she only stays with me because I'm good with my hands.[/quote]How can you be good with your hands with those stoopid gloves on! And you've got little stringy arms.................useless if you ask me!!EDIT back on topic i forgot all about twiglets!!!! Now i miss them! Grrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 The arms may be stringy but they're very .... stringy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 [quote user="Dick Smith"]How does Jude feel about the deal? After all, she married a man (albeit a Geordie) who Kafkad himself into a sossidge (not even a Northumberland Ring) who sometimes smokes a Meerschauum pipe and bangs a big drum. Now that has got to disappoint a woman, hasn't it?[/quote]How little you know, Mr Smith..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Every woman likes a man with a big drum to bang!!!I'm still not convinced about the arms though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 thats mature! and i happen to like bags of rancid fat and bread and crap go down quite well, i think im not the only one either. thank you for enlightening us all with that fascinating fact.[quote user="Jonzjob"][quote user="Nico"]yeah why do they not have nice sausages here? we want sausages!![/quote]What kind of sausage would you like Nico. The lovely [+o(] Walls bread and cr a p type or do you prefer the Too-loose all meat variety. I always used to look forward to our sausages here when we came on holiday over a 20 year period. Now we live it so love them all the time. As for chrisps, why not just eat a bag of rancid fat coated with salt, possibly with some potatoe scrapings in it for good measure. Or even prawn cocktail and have a good measure of E numbers chucked in for good luck? [+o(][+o(][+o(]Now a bag of fritons, now yer talking. Duck scratchings, cooked in duck fat, yum, yum...[8-|]P.S. Not sure about your boudin blanche Dick, but the local butcher does a wonderful boudin noir... I haven't tried the white, but I will and soon...[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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