Miki Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 But Bernie dumped his Bro and brought in a comedienne...snorebitch or something she was called [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 You could be right, Choochie-face. Snorebitch soon left for a solo career then linked up with Harry Hill under the assumed name of Schnorbitz. I think this is her on the right, with Mike in the middle and Bernie on the left.[img]http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/programmes/w/whose_baby/whose%20baby.jpg[/img]Bernie did not die in 1988 as widely believed but underwent a sex change to re-emerge as Bernadette Peters and continues to perform to this day.[img]http://www.bernadette-peters.com/logo.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Blige me, the things you learn on here.I had no idea that Clement Freud was in with that lot, are you sure it was Harry Hill and not Mr Freud ?Bernadette did will with Mr Lee later on didn't she and Bernie looked a bit of hot stuff ....................for a bloke ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Clement Freud (grand-daughter of the renowned brothel-madam Sigmund and sister to Lucie) had an act which involved not Snorebitch but an elderly poodle with droopy jowls and a deerstalker hat which went by the name of Henrietta. But it's an understandable and common mistake to make. Please don't bring Benny Hill into it at this stage. As you know, Sigmund played the little man whose head Benny (adoptive mother to Harry) liked to slap. How we laughed! Dwooo-do Tootle-oo Dwoo-do Tootle-oo Dwooo-do Tootle-oo Do. That was his catchphrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Laughed ! We roared when that Benny Bresslaw slapped the litle feller on the bonce. The French had a similar act with Candice Caniche in the lead role butshe had a beret. Every week she sung about Johnny Oignon, thatwas jolly.My Father told me about that catchphrase and he did larf as well ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Is this Bernard with the little fellow?[img]http://www.carryon.org.uk/images/gallery/autographs/barbarawindsor_auto.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 That's the feller with the other feller, don't like your onemuch...........I'll take the one with the writing on the dress[;-)] Andthe scoobie alert stayed silent, cos I smashed it last week with an'ammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Roy Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Is anyone else worried about these two, or is it only me? [img]http://bestsmileys.com/thinking/6.gif[/img] Ifeel I have entered a parallel universe![blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Most people just leave us to get on with it. It's mainly harmless fun unless you inhale. [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 [quote user="Rob Roy"]Is anyone else worried about these two, or is it only me? [img]http://bestsmileys.com/thinking/6.gif[/img] Ifeel I have entered a parallel universe![blink][/quote]Perhaps they are fantasising that they are chatting over a drink in a bar in Newcastle or Benidorm. Wish I was there [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 I'm at level 4 in my universe, we don't see many folks most days, I dowonder what level the fools and idiots are on and indeed if there areany parallel universes.Got me thinking now but first I shall have some Kahlua in my coffee..............................that little feller reminds me ofsomeone in a pub....................and it ain't Mr Smith neever.[8-)][quote]chatting over a drink in a bar in Newcastle or Benidorm. Wish I was there... [/quote]Or just drinking some Newkie brown in Benidorm, ready to hit the club with the Bootleg Beatles and the fab Mr Leapy Lee [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viv Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivbrRffh40II'm drinking coffee but I may need summat stronger now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 You will need more than coffee if you come across tricky vicky [:$]I daren't and won't say anymore [blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Tricky????????I think we both know it is Miss Sticky Vicky !! Onceseen............................that's once too much [geek] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poppy Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 I'm well informed its all done in the best possible of taste [6]Back in Benidorm 12 Dec but have never seen the SHOW [blink]OOOPS I've said more [blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 You will, you will, eventually your intrigue will need to be satisfied.You will be mesmerised, nay spellbound and at the same time, kind ofthankful it's not you with the sausages and the..................no,it's too frightening to put on this gentile forum.Do report back, it would be nice to know that Vicky (She has a Daughter doing the act as well !) is well and fit.[quote] I'm well informed its all done in the best possible of taste[/quote] Not sure about that !!! It isn't done with mirrors either !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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