dogwood Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 DON'T SPEED!!!! [:D] Sorry I'm bored, it's raining again! [:(]Dogwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inca Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 WALK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacqui Too Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Stay in England!Its raining, not bored just doing my online banking[Www]Chipie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-element Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 [quote user="dogwood"] Sorry I'm board, it's raining again! [:(]Dogwood [/quote] Are you hard board, or soft board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-element Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 double post. sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chezstevens Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Speed in Spain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogwood Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 Hi 5-E Perhaps I should practice my spelling, Instead of posting stoopid fings [:P]I edited it now.If i was hard board I would be soft by now ( Rain!!! not what u r finkin[blink])Dogwood [IMG]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/muddypaws4x4/a5632e9d.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-element Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 You really do seem very bored, Dogwood[8-|] Is it the non-stop rain?It has been a wonderfully sunny day here. But so dry that I have had to water my rocket seeds in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogwood Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 5-E Hate you[:D]Unless I can come and stay[;-)]Dogwood [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerdesal Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 [quote user="5-element"] But so dry that I have had to water my rocket seeds in...[/quote]Does that make it 'rocket science' [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancer Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Dont rush to reregister your car, have an inability to speak French etc etcWorked for me initially, I could barely speak french but couldn't resist trying with the Gendarme after he said "you drive SO fast" by asking if he really wanted to pay me a compliment.Now if you want to know how to avoid paying speed camera fines, congestion charge, parking tickets etc in England I think most of us already have that ability! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 If he's board (especially twice), then perhaps Dogwood is really Plywood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Let the OH do all the driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoddy Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 This reminds me of a friend who, caught for speeding on her first day in a new job in Cincinatti. She did her best English eyelash fluttering girly-wirly, "Oh I'm so sorry, I'm new in your wonderful country" act and he let her off.The next day in the same place at the same time - he didn't.Hoddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Is it true that speed cameras will miss you if you are doing over 170mph? I seem to remember something of the sort being tried on TopGear some years ago. They used a Lambo for the experiment but I don't recall if it worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Lend me a Lambo, Saus, and I'll try it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 It did work on Top Gear. As you say, at about 170 mph it missed the car completely. Amusing as it is, i don't think I would take TG as gospel. I seem to remember the UK speeding record is 185mph set by a motorbike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I vaguely recall fragments of an almost certainly apocryphal tale I was once told of a policeman, a speed gun, and a jet fighter flying just above one of the roads crossing Salisbury Plain. The speed supposedly recorded was preposterous - really hope it was true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Trollope Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 [quote user="Pierre ZFP"]It did work on Top Gear. As you say, at about 170 mph it missed the car completely. Amusing as it is, i don't think I would take TG as gospel. I seem to remember the UK speeding record is 185mph set by a motorbike[/quote]This was a Honda Fireblade & he had a passenger - got 2 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Trollope Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 [quote user="Mark"]I vaguely recall fragments of an almost certainly apocryphal tale I was once told of a policeman, a speed gun, and a jet fighter flying just above one of the roads crossing Salisbury Plain. The speed supposedly recorded was preposterous - really hope it was true.[/quote]This is another "dog in the microwave" - there is always the variant where the copper is in the highlands & is locked onto by a passing RAF fighter ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogwood Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 If he's board (especially twice), then perhaps Dogwood is really Plywood?Sorry Dick but if you think that then you are being a plank and barking up the wrong tree. Sometimes I branch out and not stick to the subject but I wood think that is oak a.I'm going to log off now and do some house work coz I sawdust on the furniture.dogwood. [IMG]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/muddypaws4x4/wood.gif[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 It was a TVR.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph-qv4gYAE8By the number of cars I see in the ditches next French roads, 90Km/h in a straight line is too much for many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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