Lehaut Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 A chap walking down the road in the UK sees a sign in a pet shop window "Talking Centipede for sale £100". Greatly take by the idea he pops in and buys it, happily walking out with the purchase in a shoe box. Getting home he puts the box on the table and thinks how he can show off his new purchase. After a few moments, he asks "would you like to go to the pub for a drink" Silence More silence Thinking now that he has been scammed, he demands once more in a stern tone "do you want to go to the pub or what" "Keep your hair on" comes the reply from the box "I heard you the first time, I am just putting my shoes on" 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssomon Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 Then he went to the local, put the centipede on the bar and asked the barman "What do you think of this?" "Sorry sir, we get a few of those in here" said the barman as he squashed it flat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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