Telephone directory.

[Joh]

These are all real names found in telephone directories.  You probably do not want to move to these locations...  Surprisingly none in France!

                                                                                                                                                                                                         1. Shafter (California, USA)

2. Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

3. nutslingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

4. B*st*rd (Norway)

5. thingyt (Orkney, UK)

6. Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)

7. Muff (Northern Ireland)

8.*****ie (Zimbabwe)

9. Climax (Colorado, USA)

10. Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)

11. Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)

12. Fukum (Yemen)

13. Lord Berkeley's thingy (Sutherland, Scotland)

14. D*ldo (Newfoundland, Canada)

15. Turdo (Romania)

16. Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)

17. Seymen (Turkey)

18. Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)

19. Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

20. Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)

21. W*nks River (Nicaragua)

22.*****endorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

23. Fuku (Shensi, China)

24. Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)

25. Fukui (Honshu, Japan)

26. Sh*g Island (Indian Ocean)

27. Fukue (Honshu, Japan)

28. Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)

29.*****ie Colliery (Zimbabwe)

30. Chinaman's thingy (Australia)

31. Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

32. Tittybong (Australia)

33. Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)

34. Diknuts (India)

35. Dog d**e (Midlands,UK)

36.*****ener (India)

37. Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

38. Upper Penguin (Australia)

39. Pratt's Bottom (Kent, UK)

40. Jacks Bush (Salisbury, UK)

41. Black Charlies Opening (Tasmania, Australia)

Terry

[Piprob]

In case we might want to get in touch with any of them urgently, do you have their numbers?

I suppose they must have losts their deed poles in these countries at sometime in the distant past. Perhaps we took them. There's a sad story in here somewhere.