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Just to get you all started and in the mood,,,,

A man and his wife are sleeping in bed when they are wakened by a burglar in the room. They are both scared stiff and the burglar has no problem tying them both up to the bedposts, as he is tying the wife up he puts his head close to hers and whispers something into her ear and then disapears out of the room and goes next door into the bathroom, the husband turns to his wife and says quietly "just do whatever he wants and maybe we won't be hurt, we'll manage to work through it and maybe in time forget about it, But just what does he want to do with you anyway and what's he looking for in the bathroom?" The wife says "he's looking for the vaseline cos he said he's gay, but don't worry dear we'll work through it!!! "


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