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Hello, not posted for a while been busy taking lessons learning indoor hang gliding.

Very early one morning, a wife asked her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declined. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he said. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

"The Viagra," he said, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asked if he wanted anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declined again. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she said, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

Terry

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