Joh Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 On a flight from Dublin to Carcassonne , a lawyer asks the blonde in the next seat if she would like to play a game.She declines, but the lawyer persists. "It's fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice versa."The blonde still says no, so the lawyer, sure he'll win, negotiates: "OK, how about this -- if you don't know my answer you pay me £5, but if I don't know yours I pay you £500."She agrees, and the lawyer asks, "What does the Earth weigh?"The blonde doesn't say a word, just reaches into her purse, pulls out a £5 note and hands it to him. Then she asks her question: "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"The lawyer takes out his laptop, taps into the seatback phone and searches the Net . He e-mails everyone he knows, to no avail. After an hour he wakes the blonde and hands her £500.She takes the money and turns to go back to sleep. The lawyer says, "Hey, wait a minute. What the hell is it that goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"The blonde doesn't say a word. She just reaches into her purse, hands him £5, and goes back to sleep ......Back to sleep now. Terry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joh Posted July 17, 2005 Author Share Posted July 17, 2005 Sorry if I woke anybody up.Roll over and tan the other side......... Terry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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