Richard-R Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 SEVEN GOOD REASONS WHY MANY WOMEN PREFER WINE TO MEN 1. A good wine is easy to find. 2. Just because you have dinner with a glass of wine, you're not expected to sleep with it. 3. When a bottle of wine is finished it doesn't roll over and go to sleep. 4. You don't have to reassure a glass of wine that its the best wine you've ever had. 5. A glass of wine wont embarrass you in front of your friends. 6. If you don't fancy a glass of wine it wont think you're gay 7. You wont feel cheap if you have more than one glass of wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val_2 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Wonder if this is why my kids bought me a 40cl wine glass for xmas. They keep waiting for me to fill it up and drink it all but I think hell will freeze over first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I hope they didn't buy you one of those bottles of wine with 'World's Best Mum' on the label.Mind you, Vin Rouge Le Mutant is ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val_2 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 And those bottles of Bordeaux with the Stars and Stripes flags painted on them in NOZ shops,just that alone puts me off from buying and one and trying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayB Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 [quote]And those bottles of Bordeaux with the Stars and Stripes flags painted on them in NOZ shops,just that alone puts me off from buying and one and trying it.[/quote]It would me too and I am one of 'them'!! Products like that in the UK were avoided as well. One with a Union Jack wouldn't tempt me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 More wine For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, wish you weren't married ... Something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine. Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Frace when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the old lady if she would like a ride. With a word or two of thanks, she got in the car. After resuming the journey and a bit of small talk, the oldwoman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What's in the bag?" she asked. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. Got it for my husband." The old lady was silent for a moment, and then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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