Deimos Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 THE WISDOM OF THE TORIES“Political suicide can end a career.” - John Major“Suicide is a real threat to health.” - Virginia Bottomley“Anyone would think we were living on some island somewhere.” - George Walden“It’s not the future I’m talking about, I’m talking about tomorrow.” - John Gummer“The trend in the rise in unemployment is downward.” - Gillian Shepherd“The more important things are more important than the less important things.” - Stephen Dorrell“When the IRA plant such bombs, it proves they can scare people, it proves they can kill people, it proves nothing.” - Peter Bottomley“We said zero, and I think any statistician will tell you that… zero must mean plus or minus a few.” - William Waldegrave“Who Sadam Hussein kills, dies.” - Jeffrey Archer“There’s no smoke without mud being flung around.” - Edwina Currie“I will never forget the 1981, or was it 1982? honours list.” - Julian Critchley“All those people who say that there will never be a Single European Currency are trying to forecast history.” - Kenneth Clark“The British public sees with blinding clarity.” - Michael Heseltine“You know what they say, don’t get mad, get angry.” - Edwina Currie“We are not wholly an island, except geographically.” - John Major Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mochas Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 THE WISDOM OF NEW LABOUROr, to cut a long story short:Just about every time John Prescott opens his mouth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 ......Or of course whenever Archer opens his quite disastrous gob, luckily he is not in the Tory................Whoops, guess who has just rejoined the Tory Party and wants to get in the House of Lords and to think, the greatest jockey was not allowed his knighthood, for simply miscalculating his tax return ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Miki, Have you read 'The Insider' by Piers Morgan ? If not it might be worth a place on your Christmas list......funny and revealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 I haven't Gay but I have the found the problem with Piers Morgan, is all too often, what to believe and what not to. He got fired for publishing something he "allegedly" thought to be true when the facts were 99.9% against it being so but I will certainly read his book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Sorry but no Edit button is showing to enable me to delete the duplicated post earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 It is strange but the edit button is missing from the whole of this thread but is visible in other topics. I just hope this is not another bug creeping into this forum. Surely we have our fill of problems here?Baz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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