Plastic sausages

[SaligoBay]

You know those sausages that the French love so much, they look like cheap hotdog things, you boil them in water and eat them with cabbage.   If they were British we would treat them with disdain, but they're French so we don't.

Well, I have always regarded them with bemusement (probably why KKK thought she saw me in Tesco, it must have been a woman who was looking bemusedly at plastic sausages).

But I now realise that I have been WRONG.  Their culinary history goes back centuries, and Shakespeare himself wrote about them.....

Thou hast by moonlight at her window sung,

......With bracelets of thy hair, rings, gawds, conceits,

Knacks, trifles, nosegays, sweetmeats - messengers

Of strong prevailment in unhardened youth.

I've obviously been missing their erotic potential.  Miki, have you considered keeping a supply close by in your hareem, for the girls to nibble on?  Or will you stick to your spurting Merguez?

[Tresco]

"Or will you stick to your spurting Merguez?"

What an image you've conjured up there SB [:-))]

This'll test the mettle of the Harem;

I don't suppose anyone knows what a 'gawd' is?

[Just Katie]

Right which one of you pair is spelling Hareem correctly, I obviously go with SB.  I thought I was wrong until I saw her spelling it.  Has Twinks still got Miki hostage?  Where is the hairy creature in the volvo?  Is he hostage in the dordogne?

[Tresco]

I honestly can't tear myself away from the forum long enought to look the word up.

Someone will come along with the answers to my 'gawd 'question, and all yours too

There is no end to what you can learn on this forum, I find I never need to go elsewhere.  I have a camp bed now, set up next to the computer, and I havn't left it for 6 months.

[:D]

[Just Katie]

What big crusty long toe nails and all that?

[Tresco]

What big crusty long toe nails and all that?

No, but I havn't seen my husband for months. He may be around somewhere. In fact yes he is, because food is brought to me at the computer. I suppose he could have got someone in to see to that side of things.

I am more interested in Mikis spurting Mergez thatn anything real life has to offer. I just sit here all day posting messages.

[Tresco]

[quote user="KatieKopyKat"]Right which one of you pair is spelling Hareem correctly, I obviously go with SB.  [/quote]

I would normally go with SB too, but on this occasion there is no need to choose.

According to the dictionary which was brought to me at the computer - because I cannot leave the forum ever - we are both right. [:)]

It is Harem or Hareem

[SaligoBay]

In akshul fakt, I would have spelt it "harem", but I was being lazy and going with the flow.  I mean, I'm just one of Miki's floozies now, and I think spelling is not his priority.  It used to be, but lately he has fallen.

[Opalienne]

Well, I suppose that if his merguez spurts too often he may not have much energy left to think about spelling........

[Tresco]

Was that comment designed to get a rise out of Miki, Opaliene? [:D]

[Miki]

"....I've obviously been missing their erotic potential.  Miki, have

you considered keeping a supply close by in your hareem, for the girls

to nibble on?  Or will you stick to your spurting Merguez?"

SB,

As the holder of the worlds biggest spurt ever seen from a merguez,

how very dare you ask, that I would leave my beloved Mergie for the

blondness of a knack !

The girls will nibble when the spurting stops as has always been the

case in harem history (it's a safety issue, one of the girls was off

from hareeming for weeks when she got one hell of a spurt, right

between the eyes)

"...I mean, I'm just one of Miki's floozies now, and I think spelling is

not his priority.  It used to be, but lately he has fallen."

It is not easy to spell and spurt, one can do one but it means the

other is left to deteriorate and I admit, I really need to concentrate

on my spelling on  the forum but with you gals posting photos of

yourselves, what Master would be able spell correctly,when even the

spellchecker is coming under pressure from seeing the wonderful gals in

peeky boo cossies !

Katie,

Twinkie went out to Bingo and I got away on the top of the neighbours sans permit !

Now I must concentrate on the nags for the biggie tomorrow, I'm

trying my luck online with Betfair and it is complicated betting and

not your normal type bookie. Don't suppose anyone else will understand

but je do, Je think.

[Russethouse]

[quote user="Tresco"]

I honestly can't tear myself away from the forum long enought to look the word up.

Someone will come along with the answers to my 'gawd 'question, and all yours too

There is no end to what you can learn on this forum, I find I never need to go elsewhere.  I have a camp bed now, set up next to the computer, and I havn't left it for 6 months.

[:D]

[/quote]

 Ooooh careful  - you will have Steve Pavlina after you !  [;-)] [;-)]

http://www.stevepavlina.com/articles/effective-online-forum-usage.htm

[Tresco]

Thanks for replying to me Gay.

I am very needy and need constant reassurance from strangers. Will you be my new friend, because I have trouble maintaining any 'real life' relationships?.

Hope to hear from you soon. Maybe we could go on holiday or something. No, that wouldn't do, because I need to be here on the forum 24/7.

[TWINKLE]

"I've obviously been missing their erotic potential.  Miki, have you considered keeping a supply close by in your hareem, for the girls to nibble on?  Or will you stick to your spurting Merguez?"

 

Well!!  I'm SORRY SB but there is NO need for talk like that!!

I'LL do all the smutty talking when it comes to Miki if you don't mind[:@]

[TWINKLE]

[quote user="Tresco"]

"Or will you stick to your spurting Merguez?"

What an image you've conjured up there SB [:-))]

This'll test the mettle of the Harem;

I don't suppose anyone knows what a 'gawd' is?

[/quote]

You know I do Tresco[:-))]

[TWINKLE]

"I have a camp bed now, set up next to the computer, and I havn't left it for 6 months."

I have a normal bed set up next to mine[;-)]

[Tresco]

"I'LL do all the smutty talking when it comes to Miki if you don't mind"

I think you'll find that SB was there first.

Not that I really know anything. The fact that there is a macerating toilet (recently installed) next to me has nothing to do with how much time I spend on the forum or what I know about their 'relationship'.

Please ignore me. Don't you know that replying to someone like me is the same as handing a drink to an alcoholic.

You are nothing less than an 'enabler', Twinkle*

[Dick Smith]

SB - this is the wurst thread you have ever started.

[Miki]

[quote user="Dick Smith"]SB - this is the wurst thread you have ever started.

[/quote]

You reckon Dick ?

You have only been called the hairy Volvo driver, I am viciously being called a spurter !

As for SB and starting threads, off hand I can probably think of  a few hundred of hers, wurst than this one [:)]

[Dotty0]

Dick are you still in France?  If so for how long?

Dotty

[Albert the infopikey]

"I don't suppose anyone knows what a 'gawd' is?"

No, but everybody's got one.

[Miki]

[quote user="Dotty0"]

Dick are you still in France?  If so for how long?

Dotty

[/quote]

5' 10" ..................... Boom ! Boom !!

[Dick Smith]

"

"I don't suppose anyone knows what a 'gawd' is?"

No, but everybody's got one."

Not me, pal, nope, no way.

Until Thursday, Dotty, and 5' 8".

[Miki]

[quote user="Dick Smith"]"

"I don't suppose anyone knows what a 'gawd' is?"

No, but everybody's got one."

Not me, pal, nope, no way.

Until Thursday, Dotty, and 5' 8".

[/quote]

As your wife says Dick, what's 2" between partners eh ?  [:)]