lurcher30 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Does anybody have any ideas of an easy way to make money. You can all give me your ideas but don't expect me to come back to thank you because it is easier to thank you in advance. I will however come back but it will be next week when I think of an equally stupid question to ask.Thanks in advance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Are you the Artist Formerly Known as Lurcher? In which case, welcome back. If you are not; hello. If everybody who reads this sends me E10 I will send them a message about how to make money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I've had a great idea. I bet no one has ever thought of this before.You could buy a trampoline, dress up as a Romanian (or Welsh) Clown/Sock Puppet or even Puppy, and hire yourself out to entertain children at parties [:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Noooo! You dont want to be doing that. Try opening a tea room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 [quote user="Dick Smith"]If everybody who reads this sends me E10 I will send them a message about how to make money.[/quote]I feel you're a trustworthy soul, Dick, so I've tied my 10 euros to the left ear of a carrier bearded tit, and it should be winging its way towards you as I type.But you said "everybody", so I guess I might have a long time to wait before I get my message about how to make money? Come on, guys, I need that message, send your 10 euros off Dickwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 "I feel you're a trustworthy soul, Dick, so I've tied my 10 euros to the left ear of a carrier bearded tit, and it should be winging its way towards you as I type."I'm not very good at recognising birds, so SB could you post a photo of the carrier bearded tit so I can catch it if it stops off here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 This is a nice pair of tits I saw in our garden.[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f338/dick_at_aulton/DSC_0023.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Nice picture Dick. What do you put in the feeder? As there are no more fat balls in the shops, "plus la saison" I was told, the tits who still keep asking for something are getting lumps of butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 [quote user="Dick Smith"]This is a nice pair of tits I saw in our garden.[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f338/dick_at_aulton/DSC_0023.jpg[/IMG][/quote]Is that Dick in the middle?[:D]This IS the lighter side and I HAVE inserted a smiley.[:)]I have come across a couple of words in french that I need translating:-chaussette & marionnette - anyone?[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tresco Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 My Spidey Sense went missing earlier today Twinkle*. You didn't happen to find it lying around did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 No sorry, but it's nice to see that you're out in the garden saving baby blackbirds instead of inside on the compost heap - oh sorry - I meant that the other way around[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcher30 Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 Why do banks make charges on insufficient funds when they know there is no money there to pay them? Thanks in advance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 [quote user="Christine Animal"]Nice picture Dick. What do you put in the feeder? As there are no more fat balls in the shops, "plus la saison" I was told, the tits who still keep asking for something are getting lumps of butter.[/quote]Ha ha ha ha ha, greasy balls and buttered tits in one thread, who would have thought it!Oh dear, I hope I never grow up.See how well your children can roll their eyes in disgust. Pick up a jar of gherkins and exclaim Cor!! Nichons!! Gets them every time. [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Lurcher was originally called Lurcher, and now he/she is called Lurcher 30. Wossgoinon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 [quote user="Dick Smith"]Lurcher was originally called Lurcher, and now he/she is called Lurcher 30. Wossgoinon?[/quote]You used to be a cute little boy - & now you're all hairy!! & you ask wossgoinon??!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I might be again, I am feeling all existentialist this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 [quote user="Dick Smith"]I might be again, I am feeling all existentialist this evening.[/quote]I could send you over some of my Diazepam, if I have any left. You'll feel better then!! [blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out towards a cosmos of nothingness. So don't try it by yourself at home, Dick. It will only end in tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 An easy way to make money, mmm let me see! Oh I know one, join a forum ask loads of questions get loads of answers then charge other folks for the info.hey Lurcher 30, why don`t you take in washing , do it on the village square at the commune tap, the water will be free and you can charge for the privelidge.....just make sure you go on some freebe sites to get some washing powder . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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