Cassis Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 What do you reckon - can the French contestants match this sort of standard?> THE WEAKEST LINK > Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet? > Contestant: Jool carriageway. > > Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius? > Contestant: Bombay. > > Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes? > Contestant: Crocodiles. > Anne Robinson: Wh...? > Contestant (interrupting): Pass! > > Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels? travelling entertainers or chocolate salesmen? > Contestant: Chocolate salesmen. > > Anne Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...? > Contestant: (long pause) Joe? > > Anne Robinson: Who was a famous Indian leader, whose name begins with G, revered by millions, who was assassinated and received a state funeral? > Contestant: Geronimo! > > NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET > Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.? > Contestant: William Shakespeare. > > CHRIS SEARLE SHOW, BBC BRISTOL > Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna? > Caller: Japan. > Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again. > Caller: Er... Mexico? > > FAMILY FORTUNES > 1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword > > 2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon > > 3) Name the capital of France? - F > > 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell > > 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar > > 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital > > 7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil > > 8) A famous Scotsman? - Jock > > 9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde. > > 10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs > > 11) Something that floats in a bath? - Water > > 12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse > > 13) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair > > 14) A famous Royal? - Mail > > 15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings > > 16) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters > > 17) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet > > 18) Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate > > 19) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on > > 20) Something associated with pigs? - The Police > > 21) A sign of the Zodiac? - April > > 22) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing > > 23) Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep > > 24) Something you put on walls? - A roof > > 25) Something slippery? - A conman > > 26) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish > > 27) A jacket potato topping? - Jam > > 28) A food that can be brown or white? - A potato > > 29) Something sold by gypsies? - Bananas > > 30) Something red? - My sweater > > RADIO LINCS PHONE-IN > Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world? > Contestant: Barcelona. > Presenter: I was really after the name of a country. > Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain. > > STEVE WRIGHT SHOW, RADIO 2 > Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube? > Contestant: India. > > Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway? > Contestant: Espresso. > > Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney. > Contestant: Sydney. > > THIS MORNING > Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. > True or false? > Contestant: True? > Judy Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV show,so I'll give you that. > > BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE > Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last? > Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days. > > BOB HOPE BIRTHDAY QUIZ, LBC > Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons? > Contestant: Four > > BBC GMR, PHIL WOOD SHOW > Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible? > Contestant: Er... > Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor... > Contestant: Blimey? > Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run... > Contestant: (Silence) > Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I... > Contestant: Walked? > > DARYL'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO > Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels? > Contestant: Holland? > Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet. > Contestant: Iceland? Ireland? > Daryl Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel? > Contestant: No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 I think they can Cassis [:P]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/19154 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted July 7, 2006 Author Share Posted July 7, 2006 Now that was an impressive line up! Very good, thank you [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Reminds me of myself on the Living France daily quiz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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