AnOther Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 [quote user="Cassis"]In reply to Chris, I remember on a blokes' weekend away to France in the eighties (I must have been about 23 and not long married), my then (and now) best mate said that life would be a lot better if we blokes married each other instead of marrying women. Only snag was, we decided, the *** wouldn't be as good. I have completely revised my opinions on this since. The bit about it being better if blokes married each other, that is. My opinion on the *** still stands. And my mate is divorced and remarried. [:D][/quote]I've always maintained that mixed marriages are a bad idea.Men should not marry women.................! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Or is driven by fear of the fairer sex Lou, so yes a good rule for wimps.Agreed, a good rule Dick, but she'll change it next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 [quote user="ErnieY"][quote user="Cassis"]In reply to Chris, I remember on a blokes' weekend away to France in the eighties (I must have been about 23 and not long married), my then (and now) best mate said that life would be a lot better if we blokes married each other instead of marrying women. Only snag was, we decided, the *** wouldn't be as good. I have completely revised my opinions on this since. The bit about it being better if blokes married each other, that is. My opinion on the *** still stands. And my mate is divorced and remarried. [:D][/quote]I've always maintained that mixed marriages are a bad idea.Men should not marry women.................![/quote]I agree Ernie...wanna be my b*itch?[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Oooh, and I barely know you, I'd have to clear it with 'er indoors......................[:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beryl Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Just remember Ernie Y, it will be Chris that wears the flip flops in your 'relationship' ![:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Stuff the flip-flops. Do I get to drink as much beer and wine as I want and eat bacon sarnies every day for breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 [quote user="Cassis"]Stuff the flip-flops. Do I get to drink as much beer and wine as I want and eat bacon sarnies every day for breakfast? [/quote]Is that not close to cannibalism?!! It's also a case that sometimes it's better that a husband dosen't know everything ...... I didn't tell Mark that I caught Solomon licking his steak, just before I cooked it on Saturday night - & he didn't notice!..... [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Nice one Ali, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. What they don't know won't hurt them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 [quote user="ali-cat"]I didn't tell Mark that I caught Solomon licking his steak, just before I cooked it on Saturday night - & he didn't notice!..... [Www][/quote]Come on, then, let us in on the secret - how can you tell if your OH has let the dog/cat/cow/chameleon/sperm whale lick your food before it is cooked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 [quote user="Cassis"][quote user="ali-cat"]I didn't tell Mark that I caught Solomon licking his steak, just before I cooked it on Saturday night - & he didn't notice!..... [Www][/quote]Come on, then, let us in on the secret - how can you tell if your OH has let the dog/cat/cow/chameleon/sperm whale lick your food before it is cooked? [/quote]I'm guessing its this one13. The male is expected to mind read at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 [quote user="Cassis"][quote user="ali-cat"]I didn't tell Mark that I caught Solomon licking his steak, just before I cooked it on Saturday night - & he didn't notice!..... [Www][/quote]Come on, then, let us in on the secret - how can you tell if your OH has let the dog/cat/cow/chameleon/sperm whale lick your food before it is cooked? [/quote]It tastes better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 [quote user="Dick Smith"][quote user="Cassis"][quote user="ali-cat"]I didn't tell Mark that I caught Solomon licking his steak, just before I cooked it on Saturday night - & he didn't notice!..... [Www][/quote]Come on, then, let us in on the secret - how can you tell if your OH has let the dog/cat/cow/chameleon/sperm whale lick your food before it is cooked? [/quote]It tastes better...[/quote]You'll need less salt if it's been licked by a sperm whale.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 That's gross Gary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 .............................................[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Glad you didn't Spooner that one, Gary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Don't you go encourging him Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Next time I get a dry throat after eating a steak I'll know what it was![+o(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patf Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 An old lady who had been married for 50+ years told me "I always agree to do what he wants and say - Yes of course dear - then I go off and do it the way I want." Pat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 A lady after my own heart (or perhaps I'm after hers as she is older than me !)[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-cat Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 [quote user="Cassis"][quote user="ali-cat"] I didn't tell Mark that I caught Solomon licking his steak, just before I cooked it on Saturday night - & he didn't notice!..... [Www][/quote]Come on, then, let us in on the secret - how can you tell if your OH has let the dog/cat/cow/chameleon/sperm whale lick your food before it is cooked? [/quote]It's one advantage of being a veggie!! The cats don't go near my food!! [:D] & no comments about veggie mince being inedible - I love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 [quote user="Patf"]An old lady who had been married for 50+ years told me "I always agree to do what he wants and say - Yes of course dear - then I go off and do it the way I want." Pat.[/quote]Sounds like the French way to me but don't go thinking that the ladies have a monopoly on it....................[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suninfrance Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 MENtal illness,MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause...Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?...And,when we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!Sorry perhaps this is the wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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