woman drivers !!

[La Roche]

Driving to work this morning on the N17 motorway, I looked over to my right

and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 140 kms per hour with her

face up close to the mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!!

Shocked, I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she

was *still* putting on the make-up but drifting halfway into my lane!!

It scared me so much (and this coming from a bloke....) that I dropped my

electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. 

In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees

against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell

into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND

THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my

mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

 Women Drivers!!!!!!!