Know your Wife better

[Georgina]

> > WORDS WOMEN USE
> > *****************************
> > FINE
> > This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
> > right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman
> > looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
> >
> > FIVE MINUTES
> > This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
> > football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
> > even trade.
> >
> > NOTHING
> > This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
> > usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
> > inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
> > argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
> >
> > GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
> > This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
> > "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
> >
> > GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
> > This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You
> > will get a" Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
> > "Nothing" and" Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
> > when she cools off.
> >
> > LOUD SIGH
> > This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
> > misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
> > at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
> > and arguing with you over "Nothing"
> >
> > SOFT SIGH
> > Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that
> > she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will
> > stay content.
> >
> > THAT'S OKAY
> > This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
> > man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
> > paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is
> > often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
> > Eyebrow."
> >
> > GO AHEAD!
> > At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
> > trouble.
> >
> > PLEASE DO
> > This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
> > chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
> > whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the
> > truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
> >
> > THANKS
> > A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
> >
> > THANKS A LOT
> > This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
> > when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
> > offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
> > Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she
> > will only tell you "Nothing"
> >
 Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
> > can avoid if they remember the terminology!
> >

[Eos]

I don't know about a wife but I certainly know me better!

[Georgina]

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[Geordie girl]

What about...............................Of course you can

Really means.............................You just dare and i won`t speak to you for a week

[woolybanana]

I got to know my wife too well so I swapped her for a mistress.Or two. Much more fun.[6]

[Missy]

'I am only going out for a half, be back in 1/2hour'  =  he'll come home splathered and won't half remember where & who he is...

'I'll service/repair the car before the MOT' = Get on with it girl and book it in yourself at the garage....

'I need a brown drinking voucher, I'll reimburse you promise' = he is too skintflint and mean to get a couple of £10 from the ATM outside to pay for his round...

'I am inviting a few friends for drinks Saturday afternoon, you don't mind do you?' = Girl! get out of the house, get a weekend break way as the blokes are in for a footie/booze session. 

'I am taking you out this evening, you deserve it!' = All his mates are there too and the place is a dive so forget about it. Act out some terrible tummy ache/monster headache for not going that you can watch your favorite film on DVD.

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