Bugsy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 A woman in her 60's had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.' Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?' God replied: 'I didn't bloody recognise you.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 BB - is this how you become ranking No 2 in the postings?By the way, who is No 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 [quote user="Cathy"]BB - is this how you become ranking No 2 in the postings?By the way, who is No 1? [/quote]It only shows up the top 10 posters, not the single most prolific (but I think all the sausage's little balls light up!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Come to think of it what happened to Cassis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I wrote an e-mail to someone that I had searched on the internet because I was looking for a B&B to stay on my journeys back and forth to the UK. It turned out to be Cassis.He intimated (if that is the word) that he will be back sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 So did you stay with the sausage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I wondered what you meant then?!!No the sausage was booked up on the days that I wanted a fry-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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