Barry returns from a doctor's visit and.....

[Bannon]

.....tells his wife Carol that the doctor said he'd only got 24 hours to live.

Wiping away the tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed, and they made mad passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again and said, "Honey, now I have only 18 hours left to live - maybe we could make love again?"

Carol agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carols shoulder and said "Honey, please? Just one time beofre I die" She agreed, the afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry however, heard the clock tickng in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.

He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said "Listen Barry, I have to get up in the morning and you don't!"

 

[krusty]

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