woolybananasbrother Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Can my sister join? If she uses her own email, but we only have one computer? She doesnt want to be tarred with the same blush as her brothers. or should that be in the same apple barrel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Oh no! I think two members of the banana family are enough already! And if she's anything like your brother ... [:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted June 4, 2008 Author Share Posted June 4, 2008 she is the nice one. we have done everything to try and liven her up, but there we are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted June 4, 2008 Author Share Posted June 4, 2008 There is Nunky too now that he is out of prison for various sins against the French government such as working on the black, failure to declare/pay etc etc. he would be a real asset to this site. I am sure you would welcome him. He is a bit slow though so patience. And his language is a bit rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I despair! You mean there's even more of your family wanting to come out ?[:'(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted June 4, 2008 Author Share Posted June 4, 2008 "come out"? Are you implying that my family are.... that we.... and do... On Clair, me old mother, 97 years old this week, will have a fit when she reads that. And that means no more grape tramping as she is the only one fit enough and clean enough to do it. So we will starve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 If your old mother of 97 can use the computer, she must know how to use a corkscrew... [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted June 4, 2008 Author Share Posted June 4, 2008 Teetotal all her life after taking the pledge at 5 years old. Does a mean line of coke though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Was she a Little White Ribboner ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted June 4, 2008 Author Share Posted June 4, 2008 Dunno, but she has a certificate somewhere with all sorts of stuff about the devil and rink and violence. Frightening it is. Tried to get me to take the pledge too but I was too p issed to hold up me hand ............[6].Talking about France, did they have the equivalent here too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Perhaps Clair knows. Did they a temperance society for children to be signed up to, in France Clair ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Not that I know of, but it's a "well-known fact" all French children learn to drink at the diner table, don't they?[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Wooly - I would like your sister to join the Forum. How old is she? Is she blond? Can she ride a BSA 250?And your 97-year-old mother? What did she did do during the war? I heard somewhere about a Banana joining the Gunners in the Battle of Falaise. What did she do to deserve a son like your drunken brother? I suppose that you have acquitted the family honour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Looks like we're in for the whole banana tree. [:'(]I wonder if I can get the dog to dig it up and drag it into the pond. [6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Frightening prospect, innit?[:'(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybananasbrother Posted June 4, 2008 Author Share Posted June 4, 2008 Christine, today I was a sadist for a while. You remember the dog you slipped under my defences that is mainly terrier dyed to look like my Benny, well... the field in front of me is open and uncut but I had just finished fencing the whole length so that Mishoui (state of future being, not name) could not escape, when the guy that owned the field arrived with ten mates with brushcutters. So as they cut and the number of fleeing rabbits increased, running the length of my new fence, with Tad (his real name) going nothing less than berserk. What could I do, save the rabbits or the dog? I relented and opened a gap. Oh Paradise, Oh Frith, oh happy dog. Not a rabbit did he catch but by Frith did he have fun. I feel so much better. As to Benny, he tried for a few minutes then does what he always does in moments of failure. He licked his ....................... e a r s. (I have to say this as there is a Test Match tomorrow with ball by ball commentary, which describes Benny's attention to detail). What a day.Anyway, back on thread, I'll call the Banana clan and see who really wants a hand in this rather than just a mere skin to slip on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 You see you have a good side, you can be such a kind man. [:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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